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Ok so here we are. Look at us. The top 2. The stakes are high. I'm sure the tension is there after what, how many months? SH! Silence. Time is a construct. The point is though people need to shut up , have sole patience and respect dylantes life. You don't seem to care about dylante having a life. It's quite insulting really. #RespectDylante

So our top 2 are Chérine of Ineland and Maria and Margot Helling representing the Nicoleizian Joint Eurovoice Team, also known as Icholasen. Countries starting with the letter I stay winning in EuroVoice, truly.

So who do we think shall win? Make your bets now. No, really, make your bets now because I am about to announce the winner.

The winner of EuroVoice 45...

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With 95 points...

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And taking home the victory...

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Chérine of Ineland!

Wooo, congrats girl! You are the winner of EuroVoice 45! Congratulations to you and your country, Ineland. You did it!

Shout out to Maria and Margot Helling who finished in 2nd place with 92 points - just 3 points behind our winner! You two queens made Icholasen proud.

Well, there we have it. We did it, we did it Joe.

Here are the full results:

Ok now we're reaching our grand crescendo. The top 3!

In 3rd place, with 84 points...

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Weyes Blood of Elthize!

Well, at least she didn't actually get murdered, but she did kill that performance. Thanks for the bop, queen.

In 4th place, edging the top 3, with 80 points...

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TTRRUUCES of Istkalen!

RROOBBED!

In 5th place with 73 points...

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Severina of Red Croatia!

She should also be known as Serverina after tonight, because she served in that performance. Red Croatia will also be known as Robbed Croatia, because this was a STEAL. STOP THE COUNT! I will see you all on January 6th.

Now in 6th place, jumping up with 63 points...

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Dixon Dallas of Inquista!

Damn, that boy good lookin'. Sometimes having a round bussy is enough, but other times, you need more than just a round bussy to ride to victory. Nevertheless, an inspirational message from Dallas that is sure to change the world.

Coming in the middle of the pack with 55 points and in 7th place...

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Desconcertuna of Portugal!

While our best friends from Portugal finished in the middle, they were anything but mid. We love you, Desconcertuna!

Now we're finally getting somewhere. In 8th place with 48 points...

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Shinedown of the United Duchies!

While Shinedown did not win tonight, they brought an important message in "A Symptom Of Being Human". I wouldn't know, because I'm perfect, but it was probably relatable for most other people. Some people definitely have more symptoms than others, which is all I will say. I won't name names - ok fine, since you insist, but probably very relatable for Icholasen.

Flopping in 9th place with 45 points...

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Minami of Yosai!

Now she's gonna be "Crying for Rain" for real.

We have our first upset of the night. This result received two 12 points, yet finished in 10th place. With 44 points...

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Klingande, Solar State and Sam Gray of Spain!

Didn't see that coming to be honest, but you know, competition was tough this time.

Coming in at 11th with 43 points...

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The Conch Kingdom's People's Choir!

What a crushing outcome for the great people of the Conch Kingdom, who don't even go here. Thankfully, they won't have known that this happened.

In the esteemed 12th place, rising above the bottom heap with 36 points...

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Vaultboy of Reitzmag!

Vaultboy did not dazzle Europe with their song "Everything Sucks", probably because that included the song itself, but we shall move forward with their edgy and poignant message sure to resonate with our tweens demographic.

Now, in 13th place with a whopping 34 points...

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Anitta of California!

Go girl, give us nothing! Sometimes it's good to have slight rest on the dance floor. No but seriously Anitta is actually such a queen, but this just isn't her coronation date. Can't wait to see her redemption arc.

Servus, grüezi und hallo Europe!

EuroVoice truly outdid itself this time, with 14 bangers that left us all shooketh to the core. From iconic folk songs, basic dancefloor beats, and gay cow anthems, Europe was blown away by great music that probably only saw one new song added to your Spotify playlist - which is to be celebrated, because a win is a win.

Let's get straight to it, shall we? We shall announce the placements from last place until we reach our winner.

In 14th place, also known as LAST place, with 20 points...

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Senzus of the the Mishar Republic!

Yes, please put your hands together to last place! To be honest, they probably deserved better - at least 12th, am I right?

Wow, what a great and memorable show that was! Thank the Heavens that the results have come in a timely and considerate manner to match the energy of the performances. Some say that a great deal of time has passed since the performance. While true, we must also remember that time, like music, is a construct.

Imagine, if you will, time as a mischievous composer, weaving a symphony of moments with the threads of past, present, and future. Much like the great Inquistan composer Vivaldi, time orchestrates the grand opus of existence, conducting the cosmic ballet with a twirl of its celestial baton.

Consider the rhythm of life, the heartbeat of moments drumming in the background of our existence. Tick-tock, tick-tock – the metronome of reality, guiding us through the stanzas of our days. But, just like a jazz improvisation, time bends and sways, playing a syncopated rhythm that defies the rigidity of our clocks and calendars.

A waltz of frequencies, an artful arrangement of notes, harmonies, and dissonances that paint the canvas of emotions. Music, too, is a construct, a sonic architecture built upon the abstract language of sound. Yet, in its ephemeral beauty, it transcends the boundaries of structure, allowing us to experience the ineffable.

Hence, time and music are kindred spirits, born from the same cosmic ether. Just as a melody unfolds in the progression of chords, time unfolds in the dance of moments. And, much like a jazz ensemble that improvises through the night, time improvises through the tapestry of existence.

In this symphony, we are the instruments, the players in the grand orchestra of life. We dance to the rhythm of our heartbeats, and our stories are the lyrics sung by the cosmic choir. Time, like music, is a construct, a narrative woven through the warp and weft of our perceptions.

And with that, both time and music shall weave into one as we move ahead to announce the winner of EuroVoice 45.

Name of the Attendee: Archbishop Mikaela Kligenberg
Country of Origin: Inquista
Attendee Role(s): Archbishop of Inquista
Special requests (incl. dietary): N/A

Name of the Attendee: Cardi B
Country of Origin: Inquista
Attendee Role(s): Rapper and "singer"
Special requests (incl. dietary): N/A

Name of the Attendee: Nicki Minaj
Country of Origin: Inquista
Attendee Role(s): Rapper and singer
Special requests (incl. dietary): N/A

Name of the Attendee: Megan thee Stallion
Country of Origin: Inquista
Attendee Role(s): Rapper
Special requests (incl. dietary): N/A

The entry deadline is now CLOSED. Voting has BEGUN and will continue until 23:59 GMT on September 21st, 2023.

The entries are as follows (with order determined by AI):

A playlist of all the entries on YouTube can be found here.

Please vote using the following format and send them to me and/or to Spain (preferably both) on Discord:

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@Biggie-Cheese Unfortunately if you want to roleplay as Benito Mussolini, I don't think this region is for you. Our region has a Constitution which may not be to your liking.

Hello again, Europe! It's good to see you all again, and I welcome you back to the most spectacular celebration of diversity, talent, and unity in Europe – the EuroVoice Song Contest! Welcome to EuroVoice 45! Together, we shall embark on an entertaining and joyous journey as extraordinary artists from across Europe grace the stage of Saint Dominico for the ninth time. Yes, after ten historic wins, we're back here again in Inquista for more musical stories, passions, and melodies that transcend borders.

Normally we like to shake it up here in Saint Dominico, but this time we're keeping it simple with no theme, for the first time in a very long time! This time, anything goes. So, without further ado, let the magic of the EuroVoice Song Contest begin!

Entry Form

Nation Name:
Artist:
Song:
Link to YouTube:
Vote deliverer with their image linked:
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The entry deadline will run for 12 days, from now until 23:59 GMT on September 9th, 2023. Voting will then be open for 12 days, until 23:59 GMT on September 21st, 2023.

Confirmed Entries

@East-Monaco Accepted! I've given you plot #28, since it's on the Mediterranean and I'm assuming that the Monacan vibe. Welcome to the EU.

@David-Sassoli Approved, you have been accepted!