18 Nov 2022, 09:12

Thank you candidates for your introductory remarks. Now, it's time for questions from the members of the public. While you were all giving your introductory speeches, I was collecting questions from some of these people on the street.

Mr. Al-Wazir, I stopped a random cyclist on the street over there and asked him if he had any questions for you and he just told me to sod off. So I've come up with my own question for you instead. Do you have any specific reforms and specific policies in mind to rebalance the power between bigger and smaller EU states?

Mr. Baitfemme, a blue haired self identifying-lesbian in the audience behind me - there, the butch one behind the traffic cone - has concerns that you do not truly intend to be a premier for all Europeans, and asked if you supported same-sex marriage among women, as well as heterosexual marriage? Also, and this is more so my own personal curiosity, but how would you rank the following groups: straight women, homosexual women, homosexual men with internalized homophobia, homosexual men who accept themselves but are recreational Buddhists, and straight men?

Ms. Bauer, I'm not sure if you can hear the yelling behind me, but people are currently chanting to "lock her up", which are comments I believe to be directed towards you. A young woman named Samantha was wondering if you were prepared to release your full criminal record to the public, and, in your opinion, what past crimes do you regret and which does do you still stand behind? Would you say, in your opinion, that any of past crimes have been wrongly mischaracterized by the public or press?

((OOC: You have ~48 hours to respond to these questions and also to debate the answers of your opponents.))