"Hang on, first the war crimes, now space weapons? But what about the Artabanator? Yes, yes, I can arrange to have your face projected on the skies alongisde mine, Augustus. Fine. Well, that's if this thing doesn't pass." Sir Augustus ended his phone conversation, hurried into the Council chamber, and began his speech.
"I thank the Cllr from Reitzmag for his undoubtedly candid and well-intentioned proposal to this estimable body. I was almost about to say that Reitzmag appears to have peace at the heart of its national ideals, before realising the treaties the Reitzmag government appears to be fully content to sign with rogue administrations like the USNR, but let's not get bogged down in that again. The Imperial Government has been developing space-based weapons for several years now, with the final aim of keeping the Inimician People and the region safe from whoever might do them harm. Before the Great Peace of 2016-2020, the Imperial Nuclear Authority, in conjunction with the Imperial Armed Forces, successfully tested a standard Inimician nuclear weapon in space, marking the start of the permanent Inimician military presence in our earth's orbit.
"We will not have these weapons taken away from us. These installations allow us to protect our citizens and our allies in this region. Inimician intelligence is shared far and wide; our military space programme is the envy of the surrounding area. I simply do not see why the exploration of space for defence means is such a bad thing - perhaps Cllr Van Allen would care to elaborate on this point.
"Now, turning to the specific Act in front of us today. The wording of this Act is just generally... well.... 'awful' would be a strong word. 'Odd' might fit my purposes more. Beginning every sub-section with 'whereas' is completely unnecessary and confusing. I furthermore have some specific points to address with Cllr Van Allen. S.II (VI) is also much too broad: there is no mention of a military intent of the 'highly explosive' substances Cllr Van Allen writes about - what if these materials are meant for civilian purposes, say, deep-space mining? This needs an addition.
"SII (V) is, in my opinion, a massive loophole, and should this Act be passed - heaven forbid - the Empire will aim to exploit it. What's to prevent nations from sending military-grade equipment into space, ostensibly with peaceful purposes, as is allowed by this Act, but really with secret military purposes which, according to most national military secrets laws, do not have to be disclosed? It defeats the entire purpose of Cllr Van Allen's act, and on the other hand, if it is scrapped, the peaceful exploration of space using anything other than flying washing machines and bathtubs becomes nigh impossible. It's a walking contradition, and an insoluable one at that.
"I would ask ask for clarification on S.II(IV) - does Cllr Van Allen specifically mean the use of military personnel for research in space? If so, he needs to amend this section. Furthermore, asking nations to 'detonate' (S.III(II)) all their space weaponry within 3 months of the passage of this act is, furthermore, complete lunacy, and at the very least I would ask for an amendment to compensate these nations for the loss they incur against their will.
"Colleagues, for fear of taking up too much more of your time, I will conclude here. As you will have heard, not only does the Imperial Government have several severe objections to this Act on principle, there are also countless practical problems with the wording and intent of the Act that makes it utterly unpassable to us. We will not vote for it, and I hope my speech has managed to convince some of you to think the same way."
Cllr Augustus Barrington
Empire of Inimicus