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    Derecta

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    • RE: Spanish Aniversary Day

      Cayetana gave Mikaela the basilisk's look, as she grabbed Irene from her side and took her to the dance-floor. She had barely managed to introduce herself, when the Inquistan came out of nowhere and took the Red Croatian queen away.

      "Damn it." she thought. "What's with all the fine couture? I thought the dress code was business formal."

      "I have to find the way to attract Irene's attention, and what I'm wearing could only attract an angry mob of fashion designers."

      Cayetana approached the bar and asked the waiter if there was anywhere that she could get changed. Gladly, she had thought about the possibility of a state dinner being held at the Spanish royal palace, so she'd brought a stylish and fiery black silk gown with her, just in case.

      "All these hoes are wearing their pristine white dresses, as if they were prudish teenagers at a cotillion. But I'm going to be the black pussycat of this party!" she said to herself while trying to get into the dress, bumping her arms and legs against the 2m^2 toilet's walls.

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      When she came out, though, nobody was to be seen.

      "Ladies, where are you? Is this a prank?" gasped Cayetana. "Man I hate clubs. You always get lost."

      posted in Politics and Incidents
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    • RE: The Royal Festival of European Arts and Culture
      • Architecture:
        St. Archelaos Cathedral
        Anemoi Towers Business Area
        Alcázar de Albatavía

      • Visual arts:
        The Garden of Earthly Delights, Hyeronimus Bosch
        Wall painting depicting God Hades' rapture of Persephone, Apelles of Symos
        Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening, Salvador Dalí
        Statue of Britannia Derectana, Unknown Author

      • Music:
        First Pythian Ode of Pindar
        National Anthem of Derecta
        Danza Ritual del Fuego, Manuel de Falla
        Can You Hear Me (Rework), Amber Mark

      • Performance Arts:
        La Verbena de la Paloma, Ricardo de la Vega
        Herakles, Euripides
        Artaxerxes - The Soldier Tir'd, Thomas Arne

      • Fashion:
        Cristóbal Balenciaga
        Palomo Derecta
        Celia Kritharioti
        (works will be published)

      posted in Culture and Sport
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    Latest posts made by Derecta

    • RE: EuroVoice 36 // Aqualin, Malborya

      Short name of the competing country: Derecta
      National broadcaster of the competing country: Derectan Broadcasting & Communications Agency
      Name of the song: YOU'RE THE ONE
      Name of the artist: KAYTRANADA feat. Syd
      Link of the song: Link
      Picture of the person who will cast the votes of the competing country: link
      Full name of the person who will cast the votes of the competing country: Nieves Álvarez
      A message from your country that spokesperson will say (can be private): Discord DM

      posted in Culture and Sport
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    • RE: ECoJ Elections, Aug/Sep 2019

      The Republic of Derecta votes as follows:

      1. Nara AL-KAHINA (Sahrawi Union)
      2. Robert RINDER (Icholasen)
      3. Francois MORI (Gallorum)
      4. Sven LORENZEN (Vayinaod)
      5. Luka REGALENA (Malborya)
      posted in European Court of Justice
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    • RE: Commission Elections, Aug/Sep 2019

      The Republic of Derecta votes as follows:

      Premier Commissioner

      1. Rodrigo CARMONA-SANTOS (Derecta)
      2. Blair VON SCHROEDER (Red Croatia)

      Internal Affairs

      1. Alexander PHILLIPS (Icholasen)

      Foreign Affairs

      1. Vincent DRAKE am Weisshaupt (Duxburian Union)
      2. Jean-Claude JUNCKER (Spain)
      posted in European Commission
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    • RE: Speaker Debate, 2019

      "Speaker Firoux, we are all aware of the current political turmoil that shakes Inquista's democratic system and how, now that parties have been abolished and turned into 'theological blocs', you are no longer considered the leader of the former Christian League, since you are not a member of the College of Bishops. This being said, will you, if given the chance, run for a seat in this College? Thank you." asks Councillor de Berlanga y Prieto (Derecta).

      posted in European Council
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    • RE: Commission Debate, Aug/Sep 2019

      Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I am Rodrigo Carmona-Santos, the EPA candidate to Premier Commissioner.

      Something is happening in Europe right now. There is a wind of change. A wind that blows along the continents. From Icholasen to Derecta, where I was born, to Gallorum, to Inquista, to Malborya. A wind of renewal coming from as far as Vayinaod, Angleter and the Duxburian Union. And blowing through Spain, Red Croatia and Fremet. Wind from every corner in Europe, which will breathe new life into the Union.

      When I was chosen as EPA nominee I made a vow. In our Europe no one will be unseen, no one will be unheard and no one will be abandoned to their fate, be they the least advantaged citizens of our countries or one of our Member States in distress.
      These are the values I promise I will uphold. Tolerance, pride in our differences, respect for democracy, cooperation. Those values are shared by all Europeans. My friends, let's work together to bring those values back to the forefront of the Union.

      The time has come for someone to take on those responsibilities. I am ready to take on this challenge. Thank you!

      posted in European Commission
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    • RE: Formula 1 European Championship 2020

      Team Name: Zeus' Thunderbolts - Cyclos Sytems Team
      1st Driver: Juan Plazaola
      2nd Driver: Richard Haley
      Reserve Driver: Alexandros Metaxas
      Team HQ: Thalassagoria, Scheria, Derecta
      Team Owner: Cyclos Systems Holdings
      Team Car: Mellontikós Mk. V

      Circuit Name: Thalassagoria Maritime Circuit
      Requested Date: Whichever is assigned
      Circuit Size: 5.419 km (3.367 mi)
      Circuit Location: Thalassagoria, Scheria, Derecta
      Circuit Map (Send Photo): Course Map Aerial View

      posted in Culture and Sport
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    • RE: The Royal Festival of European Arts and Culture
      • Architecture:
        St. Archelaos Cathedral
        Anemoi Towers Business Area
        Alcázar de Albatavía

      • Visual arts:
        The Garden of Earthly Delights, Hyeronimus Bosch
        Wall painting depicting God Hades' rapture of Persephone, Apelles of Symos
        Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening, Salvador Dalí
        Statue of Britannia Derectana, Unknown Author

      • Music:
        First Pythian Ode of Pindar
        National Anthem of Derecta
        Danza Ritual del Fuego, Manuel de Falla
        Can You Hear Me (Rework), Amber Mark

      • Performance Arts:
        La Verbena de la Paloma, Ricardo de la Vega
        Herakles, Euripides
        Artaxerxes - The Soldier Tir'd, Thomas Arne

      • Fashion:
        Cristóbal Balenciaga
        Palomo Derecta
        Celia Kritharioti
        (works will be published)

      posted in Culture and Sport
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    • RE: Code of Conduct of the Council of the European Union

      On behalf of the Republic of Derecta, I ABSTAIN.

      HE Guillermo de Berlanga y Prieto,
      Councillor for the Republic of Derecta

      posted in European Council
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    • RE: The EU's Latest Tweets

      link text

      posted in European News Consortium
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    • Derectan application to the ENAA

      Nation Name: The Republic of Derecta
      Applicant's name and applicant's authority to apply on behalf of their nation: The Hon. Rodrigo Menéndez, Minister of Defence and Internal Affairs
      Nation's IC Count (must be greater than 0): 46,286
      Does your nation meet minimum requirements for nuclear weapon production?: Yes
      Reasons for applying: Derecta needs the means to deter aggression. For instance, our Head of State and Government has just been kidnapped, and being the 4th economy in Europe makes us vulnerable to terrorists and rogue nations demanding the payment of ransom.

      Reasons for approval: Derecta is a democratic, progressive and modern country, committed to the maintaining of world peace, brotherhood between nations and geopolitical stability. It would never use these weapons as a means to subjugate less developed countries.

      posted in European Nuclear Applications Authority
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