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’’In second place, we have the amazing sultry yet classy entry from Icholasen! Now, what I really liked about this song was that she kept all her clothes on for the video, but she was fucking us with her eyes, her demeanor. She showed the girls how you really get that Eurovoice high placement, and that is no tall task.’’

’’And their presenter! My gosh! Now this is a woman who se photo I show to my plastic surgeon. I have no idea what she does to stay looking this hot, but hey, perhaps we should learn from her and start singing depressed French music. You go queen!’’

’’But of course, this fucking means...’’

’’Red Croatia won.’’

The crowd cheers wildly, as Joan sighs.

Fuck, I hope I dont have to do this dumb shit next time, but we did deserve it. Helene, you served cunt, and our presenter...

’’Fuck it Alex, you look damn good too. THE BLONDE CROATIAN BITCHES ARE WINNING, AND WE ARE STAYING ON TOP BABY. NOW LET US LISTEN TO HELENE SLAY ONCE MORE!!!’’

The crowd gathers for an emotional performance of Atemlos Durch Die Nacht, enjoying the cunt being served in front of them.

’’In third place, we have Spain! Great job, the song served cunt, and Europe was absorbed by it.’’

’’As we can see, the presenter is serving as much as the song. Now that is a good ass looking woman. From the way she stands, it is like she is telling us... Yeah, I could fuck with the jury to secure my country the win, but I don’t have to. Great job, chiquitita!’’

’’And then we have the Latina bad bitches from California, that SADLY CANNOT BE HERE EITHER. Yo, maybe if you sent a proper presenter, you wouldnt be 4th and get your place on the podium. But alas, let us see who is winning this shit...’’

’’Next up we have a tie between two depressed Asian women, Inquista and Ethile. I am not sure if they actually tied or my racist counter mixed them up, but let’s just roll with this shit.’’

’’Finally, somebody who actually deserves to wear the Inquistan national costume! See, it is ugly, but at least she isn’t offending anyone wearing it. Except my eyes.’’

’’And then we have White Guy Nm 19520. Ok, next.’’

’’And in seventh place we have an overplayed Leagio classic, and a presenter that could not have made it here. Well fuck you too, Leagio, I bet the presenter was ugly as shi anyway.’’’

’’And in eight place we have, shockingly, an average looking Latina woman sensually singing about her feelings! What the fuck, I thought this is the kind of dumbfuckery people vote for... Anyways...’’

’’Fucking mess. Go back home and dress yourself properly young boy! Inquistan culture is NOT your costume!’’

’’Okay, ninth place, we are getting to the point where you sucked but it is not super embarassing to be be in this bracket anymore. Fremet! Another trifecta of straight people singing together in fucking RED CROATIA during fucking EUROVOICE. Damn it, when will they learn...’’

’’Oh Betty, you gorgeous little dumb slut who I have loved for years, please go and tell your countrymen to get their shit together for next EV. ’’

’’And then in 10th place we have United Duchies.. Chris, I remember how Red Croatia voted about this song. Turned it on Youtube, saw the length, and put it only above Mishar. Yikes. Let’s see if the presenter is as flop as the boring ass long song.’’

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’’Ooookaaay, not too bad, she is kinda fuckable if you are into mediocre women going through a mid life crisis and trying to become rock stars. I see the niche appeal. Sadly, Europe did not.’’

’’Next up we have Brickston, the country that chose to send thre men to send together. The premise is promising, but none of them were gay, flamboyant, nor promoting their music on Grindr. On the contrary, they were aggressively foreign and homosexual. You can see how that worked on Eurovoice... 11th place.’’

’’Just like the song, the presenter is mediocre and white, fuckable if you are horny enough.’’

’’Next up we have Reitzmag with the worst result anyone has ever gotten in 10 Eurovoices... Jesus Christ, I don’t watch the shit show I am presenting for, but I am sure it sucked. Anyways, let us see their presenter.’’

’’Oooh damn, Reitzmag out here flopping but they are sending their FORMER PRESIDENT to receive the votes... Look Mr. Joe , you look good for your age, and you look damn good for a 2nd to last place country. Keep exfoliating that skin, grandpa...’’

’’First up, we have to talk about the bitch got disqualified for not voting. I know why Mishar Republic did not send in their votes, beucase they knew they’’re losing anyway and gonna look busted... but NO, we are not letting you off the hook that easy. ’’

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’’Pavla Tomicovaa sadly could not join us because she is busy sitting on her ass in her flop ass country, but don’t worry, the fact that she is as fugly as he rcountry’s results is no secret.’’

Joan Rivers walked up to the stage of the Fashion Police recording studio, warmly greeted by her cheering audience. ’’Ok, out of all the dumb gau shit I have done in my life, this might just be the dumbest and the gayest... But by the orders of the Queen of Red Croatia herself, I am the bitch whose gonna tell you who won Eurovoice! But more importantly, I am gonna let you know is the person presenting the votes fugly or not.’’

The audience laughed, thrilled and horrified of what is to come. Joan was adored in this country, and as was Eurovoice, as they loved nothing more than making fun of people’s looks and bad campy music.

’’Instead of going country by country to get their votes, we already tallied the results and are taking the power back! We will be going to the presenters to tell them if their country won, as opposed to doing it the other way around, and then also tell them if they are hot or not! LET’S GOOOO!!!’’

Nation Name: Red Croatia
Artist: Helene Fischer
Song: Atemlos Durch Die Nacht
Link to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haECT-SerHk&ab_channel=HeleneFischerVEVO
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Alex Consani
Link to your flag: Flag

In the famous Inquistan fairy tale collection The Bible there is a story about God punishing people for being annoying by making them speak different languages. To honor God's intention, and by that we mean use his scripture to serve our agenda, we are BANNING ALL ENGLISH ENTRIES FOR THIS EUROVOICE and forcing linguistic diversity. At this Eurovoice, held at The Tower of Babel, the only thing you can send in English is the application format! Good luck, babes.

ENTRY FORM

**Nation Name:**
**Artist:**
**Song:**
**Link to youtube:**
**Vote deliverer with their image linked:**
**Link to your flag:**

Nation Name: Red Croatia
Artist: Lepa Brena
Song: Boliš I Ne Prolaziš
Link to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPKP6NJ_Ck4&ab_channel=LepaBrena
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Paulina Porizkova
Link to your flag: https://imgc.artprintimages.com/img/print/flag-of-the-imperial-habsburg-dynasty-circa-1700_u-l-q1hfzfx0.jpg?artHeight=550&artPerspective=n&artWidth=550&background=fbfbfb

@Inquista
Nation Name: Ree Croatia
Artist: Severina
Song: Djevojka Sa Sela
Link to YouTube: https://youtu.be/9-WLDKlSF60?si=CVNV8Sj6qFQmAve5
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Blair Von Schroeder
Link to your flag:

Will add links on laptop.

Nation Name: Red Croatia
Artist: Domagoj
Song: Moja Posljednja I Prva Ljubavi
Link to youtube: https://youtu.be/UCf1wENzlDY
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Tereza Kesovija
Link to your flag

can I please get a consistent spot without being removed thirteen times since people here are simply not grasping the concept that even though I've been roleplaying here since 2013 that I am a "take long breaks but consistent" girlie and not a "active for a while then never to be seen again" girlie get yourselves together it's been over a decade babes obama was president when i joined sugar

and since both 42 and great substitute 24 are both taken let the children keep them and let me move my country geographically again like i am jews creating israel and move me to 18 or something but for fucks sake can we keep it this way

just please stop x-ing my country off the map when you know i'll only stop roleplaying when all the sexy people leave this region but they're not an extinct species (yet) so get it together people

none of this would be happening if blair von schroeder was premier

and pls dont make me copy paste my TWO THOUSAND THIRTEEN application here can a bitch get a break you know im tired baby

i know ur not removing some oldies because of historical significance or whatever to the region but baby im one of them and it is time yall start to see it because this is getting embarassing, if you packaged all the CUNT i serevd here and brought it into china we would fix their boy-to-girl ratio

give me my hard earned respect as an iconic veteran you lil fuckers

thank you youre welcome

"Ah, not this time wasting bitch again. I gave her a sobby fake monologue that I needed 2 seconds to think of! What more does she want from me before she lets me fuck her?" Johnny was furious. He wanted to beat her and her boyfriend up, but he contained dhis agression and decided to channel it productively. "Excuse me for a moment."

Johnny went to the main stage and decided to sabotage V's part of the BTS performance. "You pussy stealing pussy, I won't let you get away with this..." When the band finally end up on stage, V will get an unpleasant surprise.

When Johnny came back, he decided to shit out a new excuse just to get Mikaela off of him. "My beloved, I'm so sorry, I realized I'm not good enough for you after all. I'm the problem, not you! I will always regret losing you and miss you forever, but I will never be able to compete for you. Stay with your current boyfriend, my beloved, but know that I will cry for you every night. I'll never forget the day I saw you on Christian Mingle. I love you, I truly do."