With nothing to further add or discuss, it seemed that the summit was reaching its natural conclusion.
“Alrighty, are we ready to sign on everything we’ve agreed to today?” the Archbishop asked, prompting both the Bishop Secretaries to stand up from the sofa and straighten themselves out.
Silas, who was rather bored and disappointed with the Head of State’s refusal of his offers, excused himself by simply giving an acknowledging nod to his compatriots and his guest, before then leaving the room without even saying goodbye.
“I’ll return with the agreement, which will be ready to sign,” Antoni announced, following Silas out of the room.
The Archbishop made casual chit-chat with the Head of State as they waited for Antoni to return with the agreement. Mikaela had been presented with troubling and peculiar news while Silas maintained an audience with Rikkalek. Mikaela felt compelled to share the information that had been thrusted upon her, but she ultimately decided against it, instead opting for lighter and breezier conversation.
Mikaela was very glad that she was able to spend quality time relaxing with Rikkalek, sharing in gossip, and now even including him in a group chat. Despite this, Rikkalek still seemed more like a friendly acquaintance rather than a true friend. Nonetheless, this small step in their relationship was a victory as far as the Archbishop was concerned.
After some time, Antoni returned with the agreement, which was typed on an official document that included the coat of arms and seals of the Inquistan and Istkalenic states. The Bishop Secretary presented the treaty in a leather binder alongside two platinum-plated fountain pens. The fountain pens had the names and titles of the Archbishop and Head of State engraved into them.
The Archbishop got up from her seat and handed the Bishop Secretary her phone, while then taking the agreement and politely seating herself beside the Head of State. Mikaela gently instructed Antoni to livestream her signing the agreement on Instagram Live, so that the whole world could bear witness to the occasion.
The agreement read:
The Saint Dominico Accord of 2022
Inquista and Istkalen shall hereby agree to:
I. Eliminate all existing custom duties and tariffs, except for those applied to agricultural products and other foodstuffs, between their respective states.
II. Permit Inquistans to contract industrial and service collectives, as well as individual workers, from Istkalen.
III. Institute visa-free travels between their respective states.
The Archbishop signed the treaty with great enthusiasm before then passing it on to the Head of State, who then signed it next. Once the agreement was made official, the Archbishop posed for several photos with the Head of State, which the Bishop Secretary captured with artistic passion, until it was time to say goodbye.
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Antoni handed Mikaela her phone back, shook hands with Rikkalek one more time, and then jokingly declared, “Well, looks like my visit here was a success in the end. I look forward to being on the same page,” mimicking what Firoux had said earlier. Antoni smiled and then walked out, while Mikaela laughed.
The Archbishop escorted the Head of State through the palace back to the main entrance. There, a security team stood ready to walk Rikkalek back to his limousine at the other end of Saint Dominico’s Square.
“Normally, this would just be the beginning of our fun time together, but I know that you’re a very busy man and there are a lot of people that want your country’s attention!” Mikaela began. “I would show you around Saint Dominico, but maybe at another time when you’re more free. Anyway, thank you so much for coming! You’ve been great company. Take care Rikky! Don’t be a stranger, ok?”
The Archbishop gave the Head of State a kiss on both of his cheeks, surprising the poor Istkalener with the Inquistan custom of greeting and bidding farewell. Mikaela then waved Rikkalek goodbye as the security detail led him outside and toward his vehicle.
The Archbishop hastily made her way to the library room where Chief Secretary Firoux and Bishop Secretary JennaMarelle Johnson eagerly stood waiting for the Archbishop’s arrival. Firoux looked rather pleased with himself, knowing that that Silas’ arms agreement, which he had attempted to filibuster earlier in the drawing room, did not come to fruition. Somehow Firoux always maintained a habit of being victorious in the end. The Chief Secretary had tremendous newfound respect for the Istkalenic Head of State, who he thought had a rather commendable moral compass.
“Where is the Head of State?” Firoux asked, turning his smile to a frown.
“He’s a busy guy,” Mikaela deflected with a shake of her head.
“Too busy to save the world? Ah well, its best we keep this matter under complete secrecy anyway.”
“To the Glitter Room!” Mikaela championed with a sense of purpose, grabbing JennaMarelle by her hand.
The Archbishop walked towards a bookshelf that stood squarely in the middle between several other shelves on the left-hand side of the room. Mikaela studied the bookshelf intently, before then pulling a shiny silver book by its spine. The bookshelf suddenly came forwards and then moved sideways, revealing a secret door. Mikaela, Firoux and JennaMarelle quickly rushed inside.
<Tense undercover music starts playing>
The secret door led to an inner sanctum. A small electronic podium stood in the centre, where an electronic pad awaited a handprint. Mikaela walked over to the pad and placed her hand over it. The pad scanned the Archbishop’s hand, and after a few seconds, a door to a large and swirly slide opened. The slide spiralled into every direction below, and appeared to continue on until nothing but darkness could be seen.
“Remember you guys, keep your arms close to your chest. It’s time to go down,” Mikaela reminded her partners, before then quickly propelling herself down the slide.
Once reaching the bottom of the slide, Mikaela waited for Firoux and JennaMarelle to land behind her. A red button stood before them.
“Are we ready?” Mikaela asked.
“Yes,” Firoux and JennaMarelle answered in unison, with steel and grit in their voices.
The Archbishop pressed the button, and the trio were instantly swallowed by trap doors under their feet that plunged them into an unknown and seemingly infinite abyss below. Firoux shouted for his life and grabbed JennaMarelle by her hand midair. JennaMarelle yelled in terror. “Keep yo damn hands close to yo chest!”
After falling quite a few storeys, the three landed on a massive trampoline that broke their fall. With their acrobatic skills leveled up, the trio managed to get back on their feet once the trampoline came to a standstill. The Archbishop scrambled around the small trampoline room until she managed to find a button attached to one of the walls. The Archbishop pressed the button and a small crawl space opened up below her knees.
Mikaela got down on her stomach and then began to crawl through the crawl space. “You guys, through here!"
The crawl space ended up being a very long but narrow tunnel. After worming their way through, the trio collected themselves at what seemed to be some sort of landing. A really strange and bizarre stench wafted through the air. The three Inquistans gazed from atop their landing to the pit below, where a float of six or seven crocodiles were eagerly waiting. They then gazed to the other end of the room, where another landing stood some 20 to 25 metres away.
“What are those?” Firoux asked, staring blankly at the crocodiles beneath them.
“They are my crocs,” Mikaela answered, sounding both scared but also proud.
“You’re keeping them in here? Mikaela, this is cruel! These poor crocodiles deserve to be free from captivity, not kept as a defence system!” Firoux soap-boxed.
“Hey, it was Craticus who put them here! Besides, crocodile skin is also soooo in season right now! If crocodile shoes are the thing, then why not crocodile defence systems? It’s so chic, so current, so timeless…” Mikaela continued on.
“Ok, but how do we get to the other side?” JennaMarelle interrupted.
“We have to tightrope across,” Mikaela smiled.
“Oh, duh, of course,” Firoux laughed with tremendous nervousness.
The Archbishop began to slowly tightrope across the crocodile pit. Mikaela slowly inched her way forward, strutting carefully across the very thin tightrope that connected the two landings. After a nerve-wracking minute, the Archbishop successfully made her way across, with JennaMarelle and Firoux following shortly behind. At the other end of the landing was a large red button, which the Archbishop then pressed. The nearby wall split into two, and revealed the entrance to the Glitter Room. The group walked triumphantly inside.
<Craticus' Secret Lair music starts playing>
“Yikes, what’s with this music?” Firoux questioned.
“Oh sorry, I haven’t had time to change it yet, it’s what Craticus left on.”
The Glitter Room was once Archbishop Craticus’ secret lair, which had now been refitted and redecorated as Archbishop Kligenberg’s own secret base of operations. The once evil and ominous-looking hideout was now an immensely sparkly room, with a futuristic and shiny interior where everything sparkled with pastel-coloured glitter. The outskirts of the room was lined with sophisticated and cutting-edge equipment and gadgets, and television screens were plastered across all the walls of the room, which livestreamed recordings of various undisclosed locations across Europe, from Prague, to Madrid, and to Dairghazburo, and so on.
A large meeting table was centred in the middle of the room, crowded with uncomfortable metal chairs. Someone was already seated at the table, patiently waiting for the arriving party. The trio hurriedly decided to seat themselves at the table with their patient guest. Upon closer inspection of the waiting visitor, Mikaela was taken by surprise. “Tulsi Gabbard? I thought you had been killed!”
“H-H-H-H-Hello. I-I-I-I am Mecha Tulsi,” Mecha Tulsi introduced herself. Mecha Tulsi spun around in her chair and revealed herself to be holding a baby crocodile, which she gently caressed.
A control panel on the table then began to beep with the HEATHERS signal.
<HEATHERS signal>
The Archbishop pressed a button on the table, and then holographic projections of Air Marshal Harriet Copala and General Juan-Bernardo Fernandez-Velasquez appeared in seats on the opposite of the table.
“What’s the stitch?” Mikaela wondered.
“Hello everyone. I hope you’ve gotten acquainted with Mecha Tulsi,” Copala began. “Mecha Tulsi is an advanced AI-mech that has been programmed to reflect and act as the late General Tulsi Gabbard of Icholasen. Apparently, she’s even been imprinted with General Gabbard’s memories.”
“T-T-T-T-That is right,” Mecha Tulsi followed up.
“The last Android system update appears to have thrown her through a loop,” Copala stated with some sorrow. “This is why iOS is so much better. Apple in general, really…”
“Well, most androids have much better specs like cameras, processors and batteries for their price point,” Firoux rebuked.
“I soooo used to swear by Apple, but then I dropped my phone once and it broke. I totally learned my lesson!” Mikaela interjected.
“N-N-N-N-Not to worry. I-I-I-I am just fine,” Mecha Tulsi clarified.
“Mecha Tulsi has been in deep undercover on behalf of Free Nicoleizian Intelligence, and has brought us vital intel. This is a matter of not just national security, but international security. I dare say that the entire world is at risk,” Copala warned with a rather grim voice.
“The criminal organisation known as the Secret Iron Mastermind Pirate Society, commonly dubbed as the SIMPS, are acting out in one last desperate attempt to save themselves. After the Archbishop and Spanish President infiltrated and busted the main SIMPS warehouse, and ransacked all of their stolen goods, the SIMPS have been very severely weakened. In the last weeks, Inquistan police and intelligence services have also been able to arrest and apprehend most SIMPS, leaving the organisation fighting for its life while on the brink of total collapse.
The SIMPS have now become more desperate than ever. Mecha Tulsi has collected intelligence that leads us to believe that the SIMPS have begun working for a much, much more dangerous enemy. The SIMPS are working with a secretive organisation, which we do not yet know the name of, but appears to be an Asian supremacist network that intends to asianize all of Europe. The organisation hopes to unleash Asianization across all our borders, and hopes to begin this process by kidnapping European leaders, such as the Archbishop, the Czech and Spanish Presidents, Emperor Artabanos, among others, and then asianizing them. The Archbishop is believed to be the first target, and the SIMPS are being asked to kidnap her.”
Mikaela gasped. “O-M-G! I don’t want any surgery!”
“This evil organisation doesn’t intend to asianize Europe through surgery. In fact, they have developed a far more dangerous and advanced method…” Copala started to explain before turning to El General.
“Si. Ay dios mio, this organización has created a type of sustancia that is injected into the human body, which will then slowly asiáticotiza them.”
Mikaela, Firoux and JennaMarelle were in utter shock.
“Indeed, this technology is very troubling. Mecha Tulsi bore witness to the first two victims of this dangerous substance, who were two SIMPS that were tested on as guinea pigs,” Copala added.
“Y-Y-Yes. The victims were injected with this unknown substance, which did not do m-m-m-much at first, only turning them colour blind. A-A-A-A-After approximately 48 hours, the victims slowly began to asianize, and their colour blindness did not wear o-o-o-off.”
“Colour blind? So we won’t be able to see any colour anymore, either?” Mikaela questioned in disbelief.
Copala nodded in disbelief. “Exactly. This organization aspires to create a completely colour blind and fully Asianized world. They must be stoppd.”
“So, what’s the plan, then?” JennaMarelle asked, chiming in.
“The Archbishop will do what she does best, and will infiltrates the SIMPS one last time, in the process destroying them, and will find out more about this secret organisation.”
“And how will she do that?” JennaMarelle further questioned.
Copala smiled. “Easy. She will allow them to capture her.”