Thank you for your question, Mr. Prose.
I think the biggest failure of the European Commission this term has a name: Joe Biden. He promised much, but did nothing. He promised to review the Constitution, but we have no reports of that taking place, so he did with the Acquis, but that’s also unaccomplished. He wanted to have a category-based intervention, but there was no intervention at all from him. And I’m pretty sure he didn’t bolster our international presence either, so that is another non-delivered promise. He’s the failure, yet Mr. Kühnert considers him a model and wants to keep his proposals. Conclusion: if you vote for him, he will be another failed Premier, something the European Union can no longer afford having.
These mistakes can easily be avoided if you, the European people, vote for me. My recipe for succeeding and having our region to go back to its golden age is being committed, acting fast and delivering the promises I made. The ones watching us at home know that I follow this recipe exactly as described, and my term as Internal Affairs Commissioner just ratifies this. My agenda is a reformist one, focused on the people, on the changes our region needs in order to grow and leave this dark era we entered thanks to Mr. Biden behind, forever. I know what being a Premier means, what a Premier does; and more importantly: how nations within the EU should be treated. Mr. Kühnert does not only want to stop the IAC from doing Europe-wide summits, or handling the Eurorail; he also calls nations like Nofoaga or Gadalland & Aspern poor and thinks money will solve your problems, even some serious ones. He doesn’t only know what this job is about, he also lives in a different dimension.
Mr. Kühnert, in your opening speech you made some concerning statements that I’d like you to correct, because this is not what Europe is supposed to be about. You once again insulted the Sertian and Nofoagan people, that are incredibly annoyed about your comments, calling them poor; you already know how much you’ll be able to allocate to the budget, even if we don’t have the final contributions amount, basically you have started to gamble with the Europeans’ money. But that’s not everything.
You’ve also dared to lie to the Europeans tonight, saying I want to take control of agriculture and that all I do is ‘pizazz and joking around’. As I already knew you would bring that up, first off, I want to say that I don’t intend to take over but help the primary sector workers with a new ais that they’d be able to receive if they meet some conditions. Secondly, about what you think I do during my campaign and my term. I’ve brought a diagram that represents how many things your idol, Mr. Biden, did, compared to what I did when I was a European Commissioner. Maybe the data will put you off from lying.
