Workers of the world... Unite ! For a star studded celebrity event in Cesae Vauvra. Today (23rd of March) marks the end of the early period of the UNSR's development as it marked the end of Operation Parva Coles - our heroic mission to rid Reitzmag of Inquistan and capitalist tyranny. If it wasn't for the UNSR, the people of New Moreland would've had no one to stand up for them. We will be celebrating our foreign policy triumphs from last March, with dramatic retellings of the events that lead to the end of capitalism in our nation, and the celebration of the economic revolution. There has been a 10 days straight of celebrations in the UNSR, which have led up to this moment, today.
The stars attending so far are as follows, Holly and Bob Lindon who play Fred and Marianne Stakhanovite in the hit show, Keeping Up With the Stakhanovites, Mireille Mathieu who sings our national anthem so well, James Olivier who has taught us at least 50 ways to spice up our meals with powdered eggs and onions, and other national and international treasures !
The event is open to anyone wanting to attend, you can send as many people as you want.
Attendee :
Position :
Drink of choice :
Favourite chapter of Das Kapital :
Attendee : Jermias Corbychov
Position : Chairman of the Rødt, Member of the Staatsrat for Éze, Vice Chair on the Staatsrat Committee for Economic Development
Drink of choice : Absinthe
Favourite chapter of Das Kapital : Volume I, Chapter 14
Attendee: Luzrogaz Athnazen
Position: Deputy Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Ruthund
Drink of Choice: Silver Honeywine (a cocktail of vodka and Ruthenish mead)
Favorite Chapter of Das Kapital: the last chapter of Volume I, the Modern Theory of Colonization
Attendee : Tony Moscati
Position : General Secretary of the Communist Party of Neo-Venetia
Drink of choice : Red wine
Favourite chapter of Das Kapital : Vol I, Chapter 26: The Secret of Primitive Accumulation
Attendee: Eva van der Bijl
Position: President of the Presidium of the United Workers' Revolutionary Communist Party - Councils for the Creation of an Egalitarian Society
Drink of choice: Water.
Favorite chapter of Das Kapital: Volume III, Chapter 36: Pre-Capitalist Relationships
Attendee: Wolfgang Katzian
Position: Second President of the Presidium of the United Workers' Revolutionary Communist Party - Councils for the Creation of an Egalitarian Society
Drink of choice: The blood of revisionists
Favorite chapter of Das Kapital: Volume II, Chapter 10: Theories of Fixed and Circulating Capital; the Physiocrats and Adam Smith.
Attendee: Albína Reiserová
Position: President of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, Chairwoman of the Socialist Republican Party, Head of the Extraordinary People's Court
Drink of choice: Red wine
Favorite chapter of Das Kapital: Vol I., Chapter 9: The Rate of Surplus-Value
Attendee: Vratislav Sova
Position: Member of the Central Committee of the Socialist Republican Party, Member of the Parliament from the South Bohemian region
Drink of choice: Beer
Favorite chapter of Das Kapital: Vol I., Chapter 14: Division of Labour and Manufacture
Attendee : Jermias Corbychov
Position : Chairman of the Rødt, Member of the Staatsrat for Éze, Vice Chair on the Staatsrat Committee for Economic Development
Drink of choice : Absinthe
Favourite chapter of Das Kapital : Volume I, Chapter 14
