Bergen Climate Change Conference | May 22nd - May 24th, 2021
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Zgeirtan in his future debate with a pro-UNSR tankieZgeirtan was just finishing his epic debate on his stream with Speaker Luzorgaz as he was reminded by his attendants that he had to start making his way to the Bergen Climate Change summit. Luzrogaz was totally destroyed in that debate by facts and logic. But Zgeirtan’s lefty arc of pwnage would have to wait a few days as he embarked on a mission to represent Ruthund in creating an accord to help combat climate change. Then he thought of an idea, and told his attendant.
“Bro, I should vlog this trip and upload it to my YouTube channel!” he said with eagerness.
“Lord Steward, how about we focus on getting to the plane. We are quite literally losing daylight.”
“Alright sure, but I'm bringing my streaming equipment so I can continue my next debate with that tankie tomorrow. Don’t want him to think I am backing away.”
The attendant sighed with a minor amount of annoyance. “OK, we’ll see to it Lord Steward. But right now, we need to make our way to the airport.”
And so they took off on a private jet. Zgeirtan was supposedly supposed to be rehearsing for his appearance when he arrived in Bergen, but it turned out he only could play Minecraft. Since they were traveling overseas, he couldn't play League of Legends, so he had to settle playing the Minecraft mod Tekkit on his way there. But that didn’t matter that he got little practice, Zgeirtan was a natural at this sorta thing. Besides, everyone knew he was a gamer. Eventually Zgeirtan was advised to sleep before the arrived in Bergen the next day. To everyone’s surprise, he took his attendants’ advice without any argument.
The jet arrived in Bergen soon after. It was only the third time Zgeirtan had been outside of Ruthund on official business, and the first time ever he heard of the word Mennrimiak. He thought the name of the country sounded cool. Before he had the chance to leave the airstrips, some of his attendants rushed to Zgeirtan’s side to give him his papers. “You almost forgot these Lord Steward. We have business to do once we get back to Ruthund, your pwnage of the Mutual Workers’ Party might have triggered them into breaking the coalition agreement.”
“Yeah whatever. Those people were always bad faith anyway.”
Zgeirtan, though sometimes really informal and optically irresponsible, managed to gather whatever discipline he could and made his way to the summit in a stately manner with a suit and a nice blue tie.
Upon arrival he greeted everyone, including the International Affairs Commissioner with a “Wassup.” And the proceeded to wait for others that might show up.
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The plane with Slavomíra Černá, a former prime minister of Czech Slavia, was getting closer to its destination, Bergen airport. This would be the last time in foreseeable future the last meeting of this kind she would attend, but she was not sad about it, in fact she was relieved. Just a few days back the president of Czech Slavia Albína Reiserová confirmed to her that she will be named an ambasador to Inquista! And although those were happy news about a very disarable job, the president announced to Černá very coldly, t was clear she was not very fond of her on a personal level, and this feeling was mutual. They really didn't understand each other.
Černá poured a bit of Vodka down her throat and thought about the changes that have happened to her Party. The issue, in her mind, layed in the fact that for Reiserová never became a public servant, she refused to learn about politics and the system, instead she brought to the system and the party what she knew, acting. She never became a president, she was a actress playing the role of president.
But even more tragic were the changes that, according to Černá's mind, Reiserová brought to the Party. From Černá's point of view, under her the Party functioned as it should, with delegates at conferences always taking an active role at crafting the party's strategy and policies, disagreements were numerous and discussions yielded results. It is true that the party had its problems, mostly with aging member base and many of the old guard being skeptical to any changes but the principles of the Party were correct. Party conferences under Reiserová have themselves become an theater act, where the Party leadership assumed the roles of directors and actors at the same time while the delegates were reduced to mere audience, supposed to only clap and cheer for the acts displayed to them. Of course, just like with real theater plays, criticism from the audience was allowed, but the critics could never hope of changing the act or taking any part in the play themselves. And if they ever became a part of the play, by being too critical, they were displayed as villains and purged from the Party, from the theater it has become, altogether.
And yet, perhaps even worse was the appointment of Karel Šín as a minister of culture. Černá remembered his reaction to finding out about what Spanish press wrote about his one night stay with Corinna Larsen. He was outraged, but not at the fact that him sleeping with that woman was discovered, to that he only reacted by saying "That's how I roll, winning.", but at the fact that the Spanish press failed to mention the size of his private parts and he had to be convinced that sending them a measurement of his parts to publish in a edit was not a good idea. Yet, the president tolerated no criticism of minister Šín.
But Černá considered herself wise enough to not publicly criticize the president or, heavens forbid, challenge her. Especially after she previously didn't support her in her attempt to get nominated by the Party. After all, Reiserová has shown that she can deal with her challengers, or those who didn't stand beside her and refused to toe the line, she expelled the previous president Sova. While Černá disagreed with Sova on many topics and remembered times when she had to wrestle the power out of his hands, while he used every possible trick to keep it in them, but she would never think about expelling a man who devoted much of his life to the party. For Reiserová the decision was almost imminent, And even worse, her former competitor for the Party's nomination Vicanová was now in prison. Černá instead focused on clearing the way herself and pursuing a career in diplomacy, and thanks to the Inquistan Archbishop Mikaela Kligenberg, she got it in such a prestigious place.
In truth she understood Kligenberg even less then Reiserová, in Černá's view Kligenberg didn't even try to act as a public servant, but unlike Reiserová, Kligenberg showed a great warmth towards Černá, and she appreciated that, now more than ever. She couldn't wait to see her to tell her the happy news.
Finally after the plane landed Černá entered a car that took her to building the meeting was taking place in. She headed towards the room and greeted all that were present. She considered herself a tolerant person, yet she couldn't help but stare at the Leagolian president Mouri-Kudo, and not in the way she would stare at the previous president Lifejumper. She soon recognized she would have to force herself to not look in her direction too often, to not appear rude.
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After a short meet and greet with all officials, Birdane lead them all to the venue where the conference would be taking place. The venue was a room that was intricately designed, with flags of nations indicating where the officials would sit. After all the officials had settled, she came to the lectern and gave the opening speech:
Good afternoon, leaders of Europe. I am the Internal Affairs Commissioner of the European Union, Münevver Birdane. I am organizing this conference for an agreement that will tackle one of the greatest issues we are experiencing in the twenty-first century: Climate change. The extensive industrialization that has started in the 17th century is now actively dangering human life on Earth as we know it. Our coastal cities, water supplies, animal species... Life, as we know it, is in danger.
Before the elections, I wanted to do this conference because this is a big issue for me, but an even bigger issue for the youth. Now, I have always tried to do the most in my office, but the conflict in my homeland has prevented me from doing so. I have been trying to receive news and contact with Alkharyan officials, none of which could come to Mennrimiak today, so I am carrying two roles, as I've always done since I took this Commission position. Thankfully, it has calmed down since I came into the office, but I regret to inform you that I will not be seeking another term in the next elections. I will probably run again in the future, just not now. I will be helping my country with the peace talks and such. Thank you to all who have helped me while I was here.
Before the negotiations, I would like to pass the microphone to the guest that we have today, who has also prepared a similar plan in their time, Former Internal Affairs Commissioner Jean-Claude Juncker. I invited him here because I think his insight on the Bergen Agreement would be helpful for all of us. Please welcome him.
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President Romain Guichard of Nofoaga just slipped into the Hall. The conference was just starting.
Climate was a top priority for him and his government. On the sunny island, the inhabitants have been facing coastal erosion for some time. A direct consequence of climate change. Romain hopes for a strong and ambitious agreement for all EU countries.
Birdane had just begun the welcome speech when a Nofoagan flag was quickly added to the line. He took a seat next to Mr. Spiggen of Gadalland and Aspern. The president leaned in Spiggen's direction and he whispered, "Hi... Welcome to the EU".
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Juncker stood up from his seat and walked to the podium at the same time Birdane was clearing it up for him to speak. When both got to be close enough, they kissed eachother cheeks twice as a salutation and also because of their common friendship. Then Juncker finally reached the podium, getting some papers out of his old European Union carpet. He then took the floor and gave his speech:
"Good afternoon everyone.
For those that don't know me because they have recently joined the European Union, I'm Jean-Claude Juncker, former Commissioner for Internal Affairs of the European Union and, as Commissioner Birdane said, the guy who prepared a similar plan in my 2 terms as Commissioner. It is great to see how the European family grows even more, and it is an honour and my pleasure to meet you all here. We all have different ideologies on this room, a true fact which we should never forget; but we can all find common views on certain topics, and that is what we should aim for on this summit. Before I start talking about the main matter here, I would like to thank the Internal Affairs Commissioner for her services to the European Union and announce to all of you that I will be running for the European Union's Premier Commissioner seat in the upcoming Commission elections which will start in 5 or 6 days.
Now, I would like to enter the matter, and I want to start by telling you a little anecdote that happened to me during this months. As many of you know, I have been travelling around Europe and discovering most of your countries, and when I travelled to Leagio, a young girl which was aged 10, approached to me and, with the innocence a kid always has, she said: "Mr. Juncker, thank you for giving my country the chance to turn green and help several of our animals to live for longer, as well as saving turtles". When this girl told me that, I really understood what Climate change is about: it is about letting our children and our future descendants a better world than the one we found when we were born and the one we will leave when we die. You know, I'm 66 years old and I'll make 67 in December, but it is my responsability as part of the oldest generations to contribute to the sustainability of our planet. Your children don't deserve to live in a world full of litter.
But if you don't like kids, you can always think on animals. I have several examples of species that could be endangered if Climate Change continued in its current path: The Nofoagan turtles, the Iberian Linx and different kinds of fish, mamals and insects. Of course, I think we all think Mosquitoes are disturbing and I really hate them, but they are the nourishment for bats; which means that if Mosquitoes are gone, a huge part or all the bats in the European Union might be gone. If we make our planet's temperature rise over the recommended levels, plants will also die, so say bye to many of the animals we know, and even to yourselves! If you are a selfish human, think that you could die if there isn't enough food for humans. And while it is great to see a huge majority of leaders from all around the European Union have attended, I'm really disappointed by those who haven't attended because they simply don't care or because they think they are too cool or they hate the European Union itself or several member states that have attended today, or maybe they just run away from me, you know! Of course, this doesn't apply to every single leader of the EU: we know some haven't been able to come because of personal reasons, and we hope that they can come back soon to the European family meetings.
To end, I will deliver a quote I have been working on since I knew this conference would be celebrated and since the Internal Affairs Commissioner and personal friend, Münevver Birdane, invited me to show up here today. “The Climate Crisis has already been solved. We already have the facts and solutions. All we have to do is wake up and change.” I hope we finally wake up today and change our attitudes together. Thank you very much for listening to me and it is nice to see you all here, once again. Thank you."
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After Juncker's wise words, Birdane took the podium once again.
Thank you, Mr. Juncker. We can now start the negotiation progress of the Bergen Agreement. Representatives may now speak on this podium and suggest amendments. Do not start empty arguments. I will not hesitate to intervene.
(OOC: You have until June 1st to discuss the agreement and suggest amendments. During this time, you are free to interact with any person as you please.)
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John Peter Key was surprised to bump into Juncker but then again it was his idea so its logical he would be around.He responded "Families doing good, my oldest has just started secondary so ask me in a years time when my hear is grey and falling out." He also said hello to those who greeted him including Jesus.
After the speech by Birdane he waited to get ready to speak. He agreed with most of it however there was one term he didn't like ICE . That one phrase could kill Duchies transition plans to Biofuel and Electric mix , in the Duchies opinion Internal Combustion Engines wasn't the issue it was the fuels and frankly Hydrogen was just a dumb alternative , why bother with wasting energy to crack water to hydroden to make back into electricity and convert electricity back again for the motors. It was a waste at least Biofuels and Electric were mostly efficient.He said "Thank you to both Juncker and Birdane . I thank them for all their work on this agreement and I very much hope we can all work together for the good of our futures and our children and grandchildren , remember this is what is at stake hence we support this transition and helping those less well off financially to adapt as well. However we do take issue with one part banning internal combustion engines , I am for abandoning petrol and diesel from crude obviously but I believe ICE still has a part to play with Biofuels , quite frankly the way its worded now banning sales of all ICE cars will harm a green transition. Electric is great but not suitable for some industries like long distance trucking and Hydrogen a waste due how inefficient it is when you convert forms of energy so many times. We are planning a electric and biofuels blend in transportation for our transition in the Duchies."
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"Thank you, Commissioner Birdane. I safely say that my government supports the guidelines of the draft of this agreement. I think that for some nations 2040 may be not long enough for the banning of ICE cars yet but this is something that I will admit is not something I am not sure on as each nation in this Union is different on how the process is done and what it requires. In addition, for some nations that are developing a military, ICE vehicles may be very difficult to transition from as there are at the moment, from what I understand based on my nation's standards, not strong enough electric engines for armored vehicles (including tanks and APC's). So, I think for the provision on ICE vehicles mandate, it should be modified for civilian vehicles. With a separate provision giving a transition for military vehicles by 2050 at most, I say would theatrically be appropriate unless there is sustainable evidence saying electric engines for military vehicles is impossible. However, the concept of electrically powered military vehicles, particularly for ground forces, is something that members of the Legion Ministry of Defense are looking at to see how probable it is at the moment." Mouri-Kudo said as she examined the draft that was given to her with great detail.
"I do not see any problem with the idea of the ECF as long as it is constitutional and is voluntary for signatory members in making the donations. However, at the moment, those are the only issues that I have at the moment. But I will say that Leagio will have not many issues with the provisions as the recently Green Transition Act that I signed about a month ago fulfilled many of those provisions stated in this agreement."
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Kohn Peter Key replied quickly "The issue is the ICE vehicle sales ban covers green ICE vehicles such as those on Biofuels. While it is in there we would have to regretably not sign this as is. May I suggest that it is changed instead to "10:Signatory states shall ban the sale of ICE vehicles that cannot run on alternative fuels by 2040." It would solve all the issues stated above while preserving the intention of eliminating fossil fuel use in transport. Sadly Electric won't work in every situation for example hilly railways , heavy cargo operations and where super high energy density is required or for applications like long distance transport where minimal downtime is required. We need Biofuel to be a possiblity where this is the case as we could cause more environmental damage through converting these cases to Hydrogen due to its inefficiencies or even batteries and full electric if its not appropriate for the use case.Even for many car owners electric may not always be the most appropiate option for example those who rely on cars regularly for work and clock above the average electric ranges in a day. They need biofuels to be available as an efficient viable alternative."
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Ikomar stood to speak.
"We cannot, nor will we, commit to reforestation. Such a thing would be beyond disastrous for Istkalen. The same, of course, goes for the promotion of greenbelt. What do you think would happen if the state seized the land, perhaps only a minority of it, perhaps a majority of it, of a smallholder, and said, 'Oh, we're taking away your livelihood to protect the environment! Now rejoice that you will be condemned to poverty!' We are perfectly fine with so much else, even, perhaps eventually, if it can be somehow done, that about the trains and whatnot, but not this, never this. We would like both of these to be removed, although perhaps combined with some sort of effort to promote some form of agriculture - agroforestry, perhaps, although that is a pipe dream, to an extent - if we are to sign this, so that Istkalen may be a signatory after the end of the occupation - which, by the way, seems will never come about, but no matter. I digress."
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Mr. Key and Mrs. Mouri-Kudo, thank you for your statements. I definitely understand why this bill would be quite harsh regarding vehicles and fuels, and I detailed that section more. You can check the updated version.
Mr. Ikomar, member state governments are responsible for handling which areas to reforest. As of now, there isn’t an exact bar that the countries need to reach regarding forestation in the agreement, nor areas specified in the agreement for reforestation. It just says that signatory states shall actively engage in reforestation.
Now, with the new changes, is there anything anyone would like to add?
(OOC: Check the document again to see the new changes, highlighted in italic. This conference will end on June 10th, and then Bergen Agreement will go into effect.)
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Aguilar stood up and then spoke: "I would like to ask for a minor time extension, as we are finishing to review the agreement."
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Alright. Time extension is given.
(OOC: Time extension will last until the 13th)
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After finishing the review of the document, which the Spanish delegation had been paying special attention to, Jesús Aguilar stood up with a clear idea of what he was going to say, and so he started to speak:
"Thank you Commissioner Birdane, Mr. Juncker, European Leaders.
I would like to say the Climate Treaty that is being discussed here has some sections that we are not willing to accept, even if the agreement itself is pretty acceptable. We are opposed to Articles 7 and 9 of Chapter 2, as we believe taxes should be decided by the nation within the European Union and that a Government shouldn't discourage the use of individual transport but to offer more public and efficent transport to start changing the people's minds. By thus, we request both articles to be removed from the agreement.
Finally, in Chapter IV, we believe the ban of single use plastics should happen in 2022, as Europe is ready to ban them. We also propose that the next European Commission, both the Premier Commissioner and the Internal Affairs Commissioner, propose a bill to the European Council to enforce this ban in the whole of the European Union. 2040 is, in my opinion, quite a joke for banning quite a replaceable product.
Apart from that, we are ok with the many other parts of the agreements, but we would like to hear a clarification of Chapter IV, article 3. Thank you."
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John Peter Key listened toJesús Aguilar and responded "I wouldn't sign an agreement that doesn't have at least the carbon tax rates that are in this document now. The have a carbon tax allowed to be set at less than 50 Euros would be a joke of a carbon tax. Even 50 Euros is below the amount economists reccomend if better than nothing now on single used plastics i would oppose a ban in 2022. Quite franklythere are some products in which single use packaging cannot be replaced as of yet but are necessary. Its going to take more time to research alternatives and thats in the Duchies which has an advanced system of waste management and packaging industries, how can we expect nations like Nofoaga to replace all single used packing in one year, its not fair and not a reasonably burden unless maybe Spain would like to fund everyones transition to non-single use packaging by 2022 which I assume is not the case.
On removing promoting public transport there is no reason not to be promoting it and its not just an environment issue but one of congestion and accessibility too since many disabled or older people or just younger people cannot get around if public transport is not promoted and supported and even in the most rural areas its possible with the rise of apps and on demand transit schemes, we cannot all go round in individual cars all the time anymore the road capacity just cannot handle it even in the countryside without destroying our glorious country sides. Promoting public transport is a must in any agreement as we have no hope of reaching climate goals without reforming to boost public transport everywhere. No what I propose is that nations that can afford it voluntarily give aid to nations who can't afford a quick transition to public transport as an alternative to cars .
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Aguilar stood up again and decided to answer. The United Duchies tried to be an eco-warrior, but that was just heading to scrapping the whole agreement. He started to speak:
"While I appreciate your comments, Mr. Key, I need to tell you that if you want to introduce a carbon tax in your country, feel free to do it; but don't drag the rest of the European Union with your taxing policies. Let me just give you some interesting data that my team and myself have found out about this proposal: it might be found politically difficult to set prices that are high enough to spur truly deep reductions. Once again, taxing isn't the way to tackle climate change, and I won't let anybody on this room to tell me how should I tax the Spanish people, same serves for any other country standing with us on this problematic article of the agreement.
When it comes to single use plastics, I obviously meant to those not related with packaging, which would be needed to be banned a little bit later, with 2025 being a realistic objective. Science advances fast, and 3 and a half years are more than enough time to find a feasible solution. Last week I ordered some food to go from Burger King because one of my children wanted to have some food from there and everything was storaged in paper bags and cardboard made products. If big companies can do it, I'm sure that small ones will be able to do it, same happens with countries, and 2025 seems more than reasonable to me.
Now, on the transport issue, I will try to be as clear as possible and also very critic: the donkey times are gone, we are not going back to that when 2 or 3 people travelled on a real 0 emmissions mean of transport. Individual transport must not and will not be discouraged by my government, because of a single reason: everyone deserves the chance to travel alone instead of using public transport, and if you disagree, then please put tolls in every road of your country and massive taxes and encourage public transport. For much we want to encourage transportation, it's technically impossible for many countries to encourage it because geography and many other external factors.
Finally, I would like to say something: if the tax isn't removed, Spain won't sign the Climate Treaty and will then apply its own agenda when it comes to Climate Change. We can cope with the other articles as far as there's room for us to apply what we believe it is correct and should be done. Thank you."
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John Peter Key listened amd replied "I need top be quite clear we will not sign a document that is a paper weight. If it doesn't have some sort of carbon pricing or trading system or provisions to promote public transport then its useless as it will never solve the climate and environmental issues, the evidence is clear individual transport as the dominant transport is not compatible with environmentally friendly goals, even electric cars take up far more space and are inefficient and the amount of road needed to keep up with individual transport growth will lead to loss of environment, greenspace and trees and release carbon into the atmosphere.Encouraging public transport and promoting it is not "going to the days of the donkeys" nor is it anti-personal transport quite the contrary it will leave more road free for remaining road users benefitting them too.We should be encouraging where it is practicle cycling and public transport and thats all the agreement calls for which can be as little as promoting and investing in schemes for park and ride and investing in public transport alongside road and car infrastructure. We simply will not sign a weak agreement without these sorts of requirements in it as it will simply fail to make an impact , now the rates are negotiable but tax and carbon prices and public transport must be part of the puzzle to solve this crisis."
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Černá just passed her phone to Mikaela Kligenberg so she could look at how Dášena has grown up and stood up to speak as Peter Key stopped his speech.
"Dear Mrs. Birdane, Czech Slavia takes an issue with Chapter III. Article 1. which states that "Signatory states shall ban the construction of non-renewable plants at least by 2030" The nuclear energy is environmentally friendly and it would be contra-productive to ban the construction of nuclear power plants. Especially when we take into account states that are as of now dependent on coal power plants, banning nuclear technology is blocking one way of lowering the dependency on nuclear energy. Counstruction of nuclear power plants should not be banned and the 73% of power share from renewable energy in Article II. of Chapter III. should ideally be lowered when taking account power generated by nuclear power plants. Thank you."
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John Peter Key had not noticed that part yet and it was a good point raised he said "I second that it should be changed as we depend on nuclear to provide stable energy to our grid when wind and solar are down. Maybe any references to renewable energy should be changed to renewable and green energy to solve the problem while still banning dirty fuels."
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I refuse to remove the carbon tax from this agreement. We need to hold companies accountable for how much CO2 they release to the atmosphere. I'm not sure where this research comes from but a carbon tax is one of the crucial steps regarding climate change. There are a dozen countries here that, if they sign the agreement, will also impose a carbon tax to comply with the agreement, not only Spain. Not cooperating only damages the European unity in the fight against climate change.
Regarding the transportation article, I have edited it like this, which I hope clears any confusion:
Signatory states shall promote the use of public transportover individual transportwhere possible.I also have amended the first chapter of the third article in accordance:
Signatory states shall ban the construction of non-renewable and non-green plants at least by 2030.
The Kingdom of Spain
