21 Apr 2021, 06:41

The Kingdom of Spain and myself would be willing to help Istkalen in its transition if we can guarantee the safety of any diplomat going there first. Even if I applaud your spirit of democracy, Councillor Echeteran, you might need to understand that not many believe it is possible, but if you can guarantee this, I would be willing to help Istkalen and establish a transitory Government only made by Istkalen and monitored by the European Union.

But now, let me go speech per speech, because I find some things quite funny and even not serious. Ms. Yahontov, you need to trust in the European Union, or at least in the European Council. It's obvious the Commission is unable to monitor this, so it will be the Council who monitors this. Then Cllr. Echteran has made a very interesting statement that I could agree with, according to the released statements by the Istkalen's Government which allow me to doubt they are one-sided. A Vardic occupation makes more sense than a Reitzmic Occupation, as if you look to the South of Reitzmag, where Copala City is being oppressed since the end of February and the Government has to exhiliate. That really says something about the whole experience of the Reitzmic occupation pack.

Then Councillor Yahontov is right about one thing, but we need to take into accountability another: The previous Istkalenian Government was kicked out from power thanks to a Coup d'Etat; so even if Reitzmag has the right to answer proportionally, you cannot come here and deny the truth of war, both of you cannot. And then Councillor Echteran says something that, if it's true, should be heavily condemned and refused by this chamber: Cllr. Yahontov, is Reitzmag arresting local politicians and constructing walls around cities? Is Reitzmag annexing almost half of Istkalen? Is it denying people national sovereignty and basic democracy? Are you glorifying jail as a method to win a war or to stop a demonstration? Are you going to leave the Istkalenian territory once the war ends? These questions deserve an answer, and I'll get them by a way or another. If we need to push forward an investigation in the Council about these things, I will be the first Councillor to propose it. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these things were true, just like the jail trip of Ms. Areai after the Copalan Government solved everything peacefully or the Copalan Autonomy supression and then, suspension of the agreement. Does Reitzmag know what shame is? Because if they do, then I can't understand the criteria's changes a lot of times per month.

Then Councillor Yahontov once again, giving us a statement to put in a meme: "Reitzmag's main goal is to ensure that there is real democracy before we leave". Eastern Haane, Copala City, we will never forget you, Reitzmag will, as always, put their most shameful interventions in the WC and then let them go. The problem is that the pipe gets blocked, and all the shameful things Reitzmag does can't go. One day, the pipe will explode, and everything will come back to the WC. But apart from this metaphore, Ms. Yahontov confirms they want to occupy a country! How lovely, how democratical. Herself answered all my questions before getting to know them. And about the transitional authority idea, I'll be very clear: Not under Reitzmic monitor. If you want thaat kind of transition, then leave it to the ones that have some common sense: else a Vardic transitional authority or an EU transitional authority controlled by the Council and in which Reitzmag, as the other countries which by the way, were declared war to, will have a voice and a vote, just like the Istkalenian Councillor.

And on the Reitzmic Imperialism, Ms. Yahontov, the Reitzmic Empire has not disolved yet. Copala City is being brutally occupied, brutally repressed cause Simon Bridges wants to see just one territory around his lands. Reitzmag can't annex lands, and I hope the Council is here to stop this massive injustice. And Ms. Yahontov, one last thing: when you say "Reitzmag also has a no-first strike policy", just remember Eastern Haane. Now, who has a no-first strike policy? Thank you very much.

Donald Tusk
Deputy Speaker and Councillor for Spain