1 Sept 2020, 02:01

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Apathetic Voters Say: 'No one!' unenthusiastically
by Prudentia Apathetica

Apathetic voters don't want anyone to be Premier or IAC, mostly because they suck, but also because these posts have little power. What can Trympov really do about globalisation? Ask it nicely to go away? If any of these candidates win, they have no special powers other than proposing legislation. They can only propose legislation and ask very very nicely for peace in Eastern Haane. The EU could strengthen the powers of the Commission, but this would infringe on the sovereignty of nations more often than not. The EU is in a uniquely terrible position in terms of apathy -- it is distant enough to not impact on people's daily lives, but still manages to step on people's toes. There is no EU customs union, single market, or schengen area - or any economic perks of joining up. These are the things that would tie EU economies together and make jobs (for better or worse) dependent on EU membership. The only jobs currently dependent on EU membership are Eurocrats.

These apathetic voters also realise also that literally their vote do not matter. In many countries, candidates are leading by insane margins. In Reitzmag and Spain, Juncker and Winston are on around 60% of the vote. I don't know if any party/individual has ever reached 60% in any Nicoleizian election. If your candidate is second in those countries, there's virtually no chance they will win. But in other countries like Icholasen, the Nonet, or upper house just decides who wins anyway. Cutting out the middleman, the voter. In addition, in any country with a sizeable population, their votes are worth less, with the one nation one vote principle being in full swing in this election. It's very likely that Trympov will win the popular vote, but will not win the election. That result will definitely make people more enthused in the European system.

It seems the EU is stuck between a rock and a hard place, to put it generously. If it endows the Commissioners with more power, nations will say it is a sovereignty breach, but as it stands right now the Commission has absolutely no power. Why even vote if their appointment will literally mean nothing for you. The Council right now controls everything that might impact on your life - and that's still a might. Many call for the EU to have a bigger part in peoples' lives, but when that does happen, they say 'oh, not like that'. It's an endless cycle - and I predict that the EU will self-select its members by what legislation is passed and who is elected.

Whatever happens, I will remain apathetic to the end -- who cares?!