3 Jul 2021, 01:58

Yes, Cllr. Dína, drag him! That's right.

My colleague from Gadalland and Aspern is absolutely correct. This proposal is nonsensical, offensive, and does nothing for the people of Europe - just like Cllr. Trympov himself.

Cllr. Trympov is just throwing everything at the wall at this point, and he's just praying that something sticks. He's trying to sow division among the working-class people of Europe, who have recently come together to unite for a common cause, and now he and the rich elites of Europe are frightened and scared. This is what is to be expected from the bourgeoisie. This is a textbook divide and conquer strategy used by capitalists everywhere. The people of Europe will not be so easily divided or fooled by this man's antics.

The only lies that are being spoken in this Chamber are coming from Cllr. Trympov. He's lying through his teeth, even though we have footage and tapes which prove otherwise. I absolutely got the second most sales for Team SYNERGY in that task. 15 sales in fact. I scored three German Shepherds, three Pomeranians, two Poodles, two Labradoodles, a Shiba Inu, a Chihuahua, a Pug, a Jack Russell and a Beagle for our dog walking service. EVEN A BEAGLE! Do you know how unfriendly Beagle owners are? And yes, I landed that sale to walk the Shiba Inu, not Piyers Morganov. If you look at the tapes, I approached the owner first, got him engaged with our service, and then I handed him over to Piyers as I had to talk to another customer, before then returning back to him later. Clearly I was the one who secured him in the first place and the one who sealed the deal in the end. Cllr. Trympov is absolutely lacking in judgement, and he is lying.

Cllr. Trympov says he gets along with everybody, but this is coming from the bully who has said the most disgusting and vile things about... well, just about everybody. He has a big list - which is the only big thing about him - of terrible and tacky nicknames for every person under the sun. For some reason, a lot of us on the receiving end of these nicknames and bullying antics are women. I don't think this is a coincidence. Cllr. Trympov is without any dignity or respect, and he is absolutely not the gentleman he thinks he is.

[Holds up a graphic picture depicting a refugee's body on a beach] Of course, what do we expect from a man who participated in a government that torpedoed ships carrying refugees? The only person who should be in prison here is Cllr. Trympov. Cllr. Trympov is very much complicit in the death of many innocent refugees, which, I cannot stress this enough: were torpedoed to death. Cllr. Trympov is a murderer, and he is a dangerous man. If anyone should be in prison, it should be him, along with his other ultra-rich bedfellows who have exploited and brutalised mankind for far too long.

This man needs to be disregarded and forgotten about for once and for all, so that we can begin to address the many real and grave issues facing the working people of Europe, and the issues facing our planet's environment at this crucial moment.

Bp. Karinn Lallana
Councillor for Inquista