RETROVOICE 1996
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(OOC: Wait, we had Cold War in this universe?)
Full Nation Name: Alkharyan Republic
Artist: Demet Sağıroğlu
Song: Arnavut Kaldırımı
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Korhan Abay (right) and Meltem Cumbul (left)
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Full Nation Name: Kingdom of Fremet
Artist: Goo Goo Dolls
Song: Iris
Youtube link: L I N K
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Betty White
Flag (as of 1996): L I N K -
(OOC: Woefully, woefully inappropriate. Ten, or twenty years behind, in terms of style, although perhaps not. But for a nation that had been until recently isolationist, and severely underdeveloped, it makes some sense.)
Full Nation Name: the Federation of Istkalen
Artist: Ledi Disko
Song: Tu Pasiimk Mano Širdį
Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewC51QziV_M
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Mh. Stereotypical Westerner
Flag (as of 1996): Flag -
Full Nation Name: The Kingdom of Spain
Artist: Anabel Conde
Song: Vuelve Conmigo
Youtube link: Click here
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Pedro Almodóvar
Flag (as of 1996): Bandera de España -
Full Nation Name: The Kingdom of Montenbourg
Artist: Spice Girls
Song: Wannabe
Youtube link: Wannabe - Spice Girls
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Faye Dunway
Flag (as of 1996):
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Full Nation Name: Icholasen
Artist: Lolly
Song: Viva LA Radio
Youtube link: Link
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Françoise Hardy
Flag (as of 1996): Flag -
Full Nation Name: Pravoslaviya
Artist: Tupac
Song: Holler If Ya Hear Me
Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAUWVUnPPxc
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Velimir Dzhorzhievski
Flag (as of 1996): Link -
Full Nation Name: The Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia
Artist: Helena Růžičková and Jiří Růžička
Song: Za tou naší garáží
Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxlFc5Dva34
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Antonín Slováček
Flag (as of 1996): Same as today -
Full Nation Name: The Most Serene Republic of Inquista
Artist: Seal
Song: Kiss From a Rose
Youtube link: LINK
Vote deliverer with their image linked: Dionne Kennedy Davenport
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The entry period is now closed. Voting is now open and shall remain open until 23:59 GMT on April 16th.
The entries and their running order have been compiled here.
Vote using the following format:
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(Bottom points)Please send your results to both Inquista AND Spain (either on the forums or on Discord).
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The crowd cheers as Cher Horoditz takes to the stage to begin the results show for the 1996 edition of the Eurovoice Song Contest. Cher is seen wearing a plaid yellow outfit, which would later become one of the most iconic and most talked about outfits in Inquista during the 90's. Cher waves enthusiastically to the crowd, before then beginning to speak.
"Good evening, Europe! It's great to have you all here in Saint Dominico, Inquista, where we have come together to celebrate music, and to celebrate music's ability to bring us all together."
The crowd claps and cheers.
"So... do you guys want the 411? Let's waste no time and dish it. BUT FIRST! Do you guys know what's totally not cool? Not voting! For whatever reason, the dial-up in Montenbourg and Mennrimiak is not very good, and we have not received their televotes. Unfortunately, these countries have been disqualified from the competition. Totally lame!"
The crowd boos and jeers.
"Oh snap! You guys are totally buggin'. Take a chill pill! Don't worry, the show will go on, and we already have our first result waiting, so let's bounce! OK, so the results will be coming in alphabetical order, so I hope you guys all know your ABCs.
"Good evening, Alkharya! Could we have your results please?"
Korhan Abay and Meltem Cumbul appear on screen and delivers the Alkharyan televote scores.
"Congrats to Spain for picking up those 12 points from Alkharya! Well, thank you for those votes, Korhan and Meltem. Hope you both have a great night!
"Now onto Czech Slavia. Good evening, Prague! Wow, Antonín, you look great. You haven't aged a day since the 1985 Eurovoice Song Contest, and I'm sure you'll never look a day older in your whole foreseeable future! Ok, enough about that. May we have the televotes from Czech Slavia, please?"
The crowd cheers as Antonin delivers the Czech votes. After a few moments, Cher quietens the crowd.
"Thanks, Antonin! Can't wait to see you looking great as always again next year! Anyway, Istkalen has now taken the lead with those 12 points. Totally rad! Let's go to Fremet before we get an overview of all the scores so far.
"Good evening, Trondheim! (gasp) Betty! Betty, you are do bomb.com. Thanks for joining us. Give us the stitch on the Fremetian televotes!"
Betty White delivers the Fremetian televote scores while the crowd cheers with great excitement.
"Thanks Betty, you are all that and a bag of chips, I hope you know that. Ok, let's catch you all up with the 411. Here is the leaderboard so far!"
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"Wow, the competition is pretty close so far. Istkalen is leading so far with 29 points, KA-CHING! Let's go now to Icholasen, where democracy is totally chillin'!
"Hello and bonjour, Saint Regina! Salut Françoise, could we have the Nicoleizian results, please?"
Françoise Hardy delivers the Nicoleizian results while the Nicoleizian spectators yell with great approval.
"Oh wow, the third 12 for Istakalen! Istakalen is on a roll, which is pretty dope. Thanks, Françoise!
"Now, let's bring it to you from... Saint Dominco!"
The crowd goes absolutely wild as Dionne Kennedy Davenport walks onto the stage to join Cher.
"Hey bee-otch, how are you? Good? Good. Please hit it us up with those Inquistan votes."
"Nofoga with the 12 points - schwing! Istkalen with a 10! They're running away with this... totally bunk. Thanks Dionne, you can lay off now."
The crowd cheers as Dionne exits the stage.
"Ok, well, now to the country of the hour... Istkalen! Good evening, Stereotypical Westerner! So glad to have the representation we all so desperately need on this show. So brave of you to join us. Look at all that cash money you have! Where's the bling? Do you have the televote results from Istkalen for us?"
"Wow those are some maaaad results. Thank you! Congratulations to Alkharya with the 12 points! Only 4 for Inquista? Whatever, talk to the hand! Let's go to the leaderboard again and check these sweet results out."
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"Istkalen is on a roll, but Nofoaga and Spain are both just behind with 6 points to make the difference. Only 3 points separate the next 6 entries after. With 5 more results to go, this is still anybody's game.
"Let's keep things movin' and groovin' as we head to Nofoaga! Good evening, Nofoaga. Oh! Hey Janet! Could we have your televote scores, preeeetty please?"
"Thanks so much, Janet. I'm sure if you or any of your siblings compete in Eurovoice they'll do great! I could never imagine them flopping! Keep livin' the dream, girl!
"Those 12 points to Spain are looking mighty strong as Istkalen drops down with only 2 points from Noafoaga. Maybe things will keep gettin' wild as we go to Pravoslaviya? Let's head there now!
"Good evening, Pravoslaviya! Oh hey Velimir, so glad you could join us from your crib. You're looking stylin' and fly as always. Ok, give us these Pravoslaviyan televote scores straight."
"Another 12 for Alkharya tonight! Wicked! Too bad Tupac is not having as good of a night. 1996 is just not Tupac's year - hopefully nothing worse happens to him! Nah, I'm just playin'! I'm sure Tupac will have a great rest of 1996 and will totally not be shot in a drive-by. We love you, Tupac! Thanks for the results, Velimir and Pravoslaviya.
"We're headed now to Reitzmag. Good evening, Prince George! What's the royal decree on the Reitzmic televote scores?
"Thanks, Georgie boy! Icholasen lookin' slammin' with those 12 points. Let's take a look at the leaderboad again."
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"Spain is now on top, but a lot of entries are just behind. Only 9 points are separating 1st and 5th place, and Spain is yet to give us their scores, so they'll surely be vulnerable to losing their position.
"Should we keep the tension going, or should we just go to Spain now to get their results?"
The tension and nerves throughout the audience is palpable, and the audience cheers loudly for Cher to continue on with the show.
"Ok, ok, chillax! Lay off me. Let's go to Spain, then. Buenas noches, España! Pedro, you've got us on our feet! Please provide us with the Spanish televote results."
"... and the 12 points to Reitzmag and 10 to Pravsolaviya! 1 point to Istkalen, 2 points to Fremet, and 3 to Nofoaga! We dig it. Tactical voting is so in these days. Dope! Thanks for those results.
"Our final results will come from the United Duchies. This is make or break for the entire top 6, all of whom could theoretically win. One of Spain, Istkalen, Nofoaga, Fremet, Icholasen or Inquista shall take home the victory tonight.
"Good evening, United Duchies! Hello, Jasper. We're on the edge of our seats. Please deliver the Duchian results. We need a winner!"
The crowd cheers in anticipation as Jasper Carrot presents the Duchian televote scores.
"And we have a winner!"
"Congratulations to Spain, and congratulations to Anabel Conde for winning the 1996 EuroVoice Song Contest! Give it up to Annabel, who is now going to perform her winning song, Vuelve Conmigo."
Annabel takes to the stage to bask in her victory and to perform Vuelve Conmigo.
The Kingdom of Spain
