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For Matthew François, head of the Elthic Green Party (better known as The Greens) it was quite the journey from Forecoaster to Saint Romain. His country had stopped all connections between the two nations since the communists kicked out the previous government in 2020, and the country, especially the Grimwald administration, did not recognize the UNSR at all. While the establishment of the Federal Republic was good news for those hoping for a restoration of relations between the two nations, it is unclear whether Elthize wishes to do so, as the country still only recognizes the United Dominions of Icholasen, the pre-2020 government.

Although his party's members advised against him going to Saint Romain on the fears of being vilified by the pro-Grimwald media, as the fourth largest party in the Elthic parliament, he simply had to be there. So he evaluated the most environmentally friendly method of transportation from Elthize to Icholasen: obviously, automobiles were out. He considered sailing, but that would take too long, as would any marine transit. As a result, the only alternative left was to fly from Forecoaster to Saint Dominico in Inquista, then to Saint Romain. These two flights would be François' first in almost twenty years, which, while he would want to go even further and not fly for the rest of his life, was nevertheless an impressive achievement.

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After finding his way to the conference room, François did not hesitate to speak:

"Ladies, gentlemen, and those who wish to not identify as either, I am honoured to be here today and forever thankful to the most excellent President Anne-Marie David for this incredibly important conference. My name is Matthew François, and I am the leader of the Elthic Green Party, and I have held this position for two decades so far, starting my job in July 2001. I highly value this meeting to the point where I had my first flight since around 2002, and I would like to begin by stating the obvious: The current climate crisis we are facing at moment is one of the worst things we need to overcome as the European Union and as humanity."

"I would like to then talk about our story as The Greens in Elthize... Unfortunately, The State of Elthize has been one of the worst offenders when it comes to ignorance on this very important topic, particularly after 2002, when Former President Archibald Franklin was elected. Around that time, we were making good noise: Our protests and strikes on this crisis, back then we called it global warming, were attended by thousands, and it seemed like the Elthic people were being aware of what they were being led to by our corrupt administration."

"And our efforts were for basically nothing, as the liberals, the right, and so-called "progressives" ignored us, and acted like we were a bunch of crazy people that are just overreacting, they thought we were being nonsensical. Archie Franklin led the anti-green crusade. That corrupt crook directly called me a parasite, saying that I sabotaged the economical progress of Elthize, and at the time we were protesting against fracking. He went as far as directly targeting one of my MPs! That resulted in slander and harassing against them so intense that they had to retire from politics completely, and I wish not to speak of their name to respect their privacy, in case the mob goes out of its way to attack them again."

"We do not have the same energy as we used to have in the early 2000s. The Greens are still getting consistent votes and seats in the Elthic parliament, but our voices are consistently ignored, particularly by Grimwald's administration, which has no issue slandering the opposition as it wants, calling us "troublemakers", saying that all we want to do is cause chaos, whenever we do our job, aka opposing them! Grimwald has no concern for the environment. He, just like his predecessor, keeps relaxing and repealing what's left of our already weak environmental protection laws. At a time when we need to progress and achieve what seems impossible, we are regressing in the name of a couple of florins. And this is why I value this meeting. Elthize is a small country, its story is not one that's told often, so we're ignored. I know this is a long speech, and I apologize for that, but I am forever grateful to have this chance, and I could not waste it with a bad introduction. I wish us all a good meeting, hope we can agree more than we disagree."

It seemed no one had come to the casting call.

"Well this is unfortunate." Anne-Marie David said.

"While we're here..." said Elvira Lovescome. "Why don't you just name me Councillor ? I could do a great job."

"Go on then. If that is all, Your Holiness, I shall be on my way back to Saint Romain to keep the New Republic going. God Bless." She saluted.

Slavomíra Černá was quite comfortable in her fairly new position of Czech Ambassador to Inquista. She was away from affairs inside the Socialist Republican Party, away from important decision making at home yet also away from the attention of President Reiserová while maintaining an important position. This situation worked for both women and Černá wasn't expecting that anything would change. That is why she was shocked to discovered, that President Reiserová has send her a message requesting her presence at the meeting between the UNSR and Free Icholasen. Despite the negative feelings both of them felt towards the other, Reiserová recognized Černá as liked by the Archbishop Kligenberg and very familiar with Korojaunu Sanders, the only time Reiserová saw Sanders, she was still an actress preparing to play a military commander in a video game. Černá quickly went to the airport and left for Prague.

In Prague,Černá, in a conservative dress, was greeted by President Reiserová dressed in a military uniform of the People's Army of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, Reiserová's way of demonstrating her importance to the foreign representatives while hiding how truly small she still felt compared to them. To Černá it again and immediately reminded the main reason she disliked Reiserová's form of governance. To her it seemed that there no longer was any depth towards anything, there was nothing real, everything was an act, everything was replaced by shallowness. While Reiserová was officialy the Head of the Armed Forces and had the right to wear a military uniform, her only connection to the army was the role of the military commander in a video game, and even then her character was scratched, as defeating the character played by the President in a game would be considered an insult to the state. Yet there she stood, a former b-movie actress, in a military uniform, smiling. And yet, all she said to her was: "Comrade President, the Ingenious Leader of the Nation, I am very pleased to see you again"

The flight to Europolis was mostly silent and after landing both women refused to comment to the press before the meeting. Heading to the building quickly. There both of them greeted other representatives, Reiserová by saluting before shaking their hand, and tokk a seat waiting for the meeting to officialy begin.

Once everyone has arrived Premier Commissioner Čikarová stood up and begun her short speech.

"Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests, I am honored to welcome you in Europolis and begin the meeting between the Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics and the Nine Dominions of Icholasen. I believe it will be productive and will pave a way for a peaceful resolution of the conflict and for a prosperous future of not only Icholasen, but the entire Europe and you have the full support of the European Commission in achieving those goals.

I can't sadly stay here with you, but in spirit I will be here with you. Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you to act wisely so that the future generations may live happy lives, safe from the dangers of an armed conflict and from suffering. And so that they may look back at this meeting as a step towards a happy and prosperous life. Peace will prevail. Thank you."

After finishing her speech, Čikarová put her hand on Daggot's shoulder, before leaving the room and leaving Daggot to preside over the meeting.

Mikaela tried her best not to cry during the beautiful marriage ceremony, but she couldn't help herself. It was such a sweet and tender wedding, and both Carlos and Tommy looked like two beautiful lovebirds. Mikaela was simply too much of a romantic to stop herself from crying from the sidelines. The Archbishop's make up streaked across her face, and she looked like a hot mess. Mikaela was in a hurry to find a bathroom shortly after the wedding ceremony was complete, so she could touch up on her make up and look stunning in the post-ceremony pictures.

Mikaela had organised for the photographer who snapped the scandalous pictures of Severina to take the pictures at the wedding. After posing with Tommy, Carlos, Anastasia and a few other guests, Mikaela felt satisfied with the amount of Instagram content she would have for the days to come.

After snapping some pictures and mingling with some guests, it was finally time for Mikaela to address her final order of business: her suitors. Mikaela had originally thought it would be cute for V (or any member of BTS) to have a dance battle with Johnny, but she decided that she wanted to be surprised by their talents instead, and opted for a variety show.

The reception room had been converted into a small auditorium, where 4 chairs faced a stage. Mikaela decided she needed some input from her close confidants on the matter, so she invited Tommy, Carlos, and the most dangerous critic she knew, Paloma Faith, to join her on the panel of Mikaela's Suitors Got Talent.

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Whenever the suitors were ready, they could present any sort of performance of their liking, hoping to woo the judging panel.

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CVF Statement on Judicial Pursuit in the ECoJ:

"First of all, its very rich we're being pursued in court when it is Reitzmag who is literally ethnically cleansing us.

Secondly, we are not a state, we are not members of the EU. We are in hiding. If you can find us, ordinary citizens, and blame us. Sure.

I will repeat what I said previously;

"To save their lives and countless others in this burning city, leave. Just leave. We will not be satisfied until we are free or this city is ashes. Choose.""

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One Last Stop Off

"Hello DU - again ! This is my third 'visit', and I am so happy to be here again.

The elections are popping off all over Europe - and I need your help to make sure that the EU is represented by someone who both believes in returning sovereignty from Europolis, and someone who can return this sovereignty to your people -- and all European people.

Think of the shock that mine (and Sofie Čikarová's) election would bring to Europolis. The EPA and their allies would be forced to listen to Duxburians for the first time in a long time.

Often the DU is ignored and sidelined in these elections -- candidates from the EPA and their allies used to be certain that they could win these elections without consulting the EU's largest nation. Their path to power went a different route. Don't let them ignore you !

I have included the DU and its priorities at the heart of my campaign - ideals such as sovereignty, a respect and an appreciation for cultures that are different.

And so I need to earn every single Duxburian vote I can.

I see where Leeson voters are coming from, and I do agree with him on some EU constitutional matters. But his policies are just not feasible -- a constitutional amendment is a real feat to achieve. Čikarova's potential power to propose a budget is another method to promote change, and my influence within the Commission will be a bonus to achieving a budget that returns more money to our nationstates.

And so, it's a simple proposition: vote for me for achievable reforms which will return sovereignty, and equally as importantly, money. Or, vote for Leeson or Biden who might let Granger in through the back door.

The choice is clear. Vote for a real change, vote for someone who will shake up EU politics for the better.

John Peter Key and the Premier of West Baltica listened "We understand and can I say I very much hope Reitzmag are reasonable in negotiations though from experience its often not the case. We can certainly grant a home for your government in exile with offices , now the important part is what happens if negotiations fail. Our offer is simple you will get the same autonomy as a Duchy which in terms of social laws might even be better than powers you have right now , we'd also offer the same amount of land you have in Copala City so all can transfer over with help with construction and relocation costs. In terms of representation you'd get 5 MP's and 5 House of Duchies members and be included in the national count for list seats at next election and your inclusion as a duchy would not be temporary but permanent we can assure you could make the Duchies your permanent home. A bonus you'd get over other Duchies while the UNSR remains is you'd get to have one representitive of your government come to foreign meetings with our government , however this would simply be as an autonomous territory , there is no independence on offer and this would be clear in treaty terms. I hope this would be acceptable."

Attendee: Albína Reiserová
Position: President of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, Chairwoman of the Socialist Republican Party, Head of the Extraordinary People's Court
Drink of choice: Red wine
Favorite chapter of Das Kapital: Vol I., Chapter 9: The Rate of Surplus-Value

Attendee: Vratislav Sova
Position: Member of the Central Committee of the Socialist Republican Party, Member of the Parliament from the South Bohemian region
Drink of choice: Beer
Favorite chapter of Das Kapital: Vol I., Chapter 14: Division of Labour and Manufacture

Well, that was it for her. This was her only chance for asylum; later today, while Kurz still had power to do so, she would be deported back to Eastern Haane; back not to the safe places but to those that remained under the control of the Assemblies; she, and thousands of her countrymen, over the next few weeks, would die, simply because she could not win this contest.

She had received the phone-call saying all this from that vampire a few hours ago; she had rushed to board a flight to Europolis, and now was there. She would have to return soon; her provisional alien's passport would expire soon. Vampire - a good word for describing that excuse of a man. He had promised her - promised her! - that she would not be deported if she were able to get at least one 12. But no, now he had changed his mind. She had no use to him, and thus would be expelled from the country.

She replayed that voice, that terrible voice, in her head. "Well, it's goodbye for you!" he had said so cheerfully. "Goodbye for you and all your friends!" He wanted them to die painfully; he did not care for them at all if they could not give him anything. And now - now they would die.

Die, die, die, die, die. Her thoughts were filled with the word, as she imagined the various ways she could die. Perhaps she would be eaten alive; perhaps she would be crucified; who knew?

She did not wear a costume; she had no time to put one on after the call.

She climbed onto the stage, ignoring the fight, ignoring those who were about to speak. Picking up a megaphone carelessly tossed aside by someone she had seen fleeing from the scene, she walked to the front of the stage, and spoke.

"This has," she said, tears welling, "been both an amazing and terrible Eurovoice. One has won; all others have lost. That was an inevitability. I am among those in the latter group, and I...and I accept that gracefully, for I am not a coward. Unlike these people behind me, who fight pettily, refusing to believe that their decision making was perfect, I admit my own flaws, admit my own failings, and attempt to improve."

She paused.

"But I cannot do so, for I am to die within a few hours. I failed here, and for that, I pay with my asylum and my life. In five hours, no longer will I be allowed to remain in Austria; I will be deported, along with hundreds of my countrymen, to Eastern Haane, dropped from high above the plains of its south, where the murderous Assemblies remain in power. Twelve hours from now, I expect that we all in the first batch of deportees will be dead. Eventually, the rest of us will all be deported to that place of evil, the rest of us in Austria, and we will certainly all die, simply because I was not able to captivate Europe. I am a terrible singer, a terrible musician - what else could I be if I was not even able to save my compatriots, my countrymen, from death? I must return now; the provisional passport that the Austrian government has lent me is soon to be revoked. Goodbye, Europe; goodbye forever."

Agnes ran from the stage, out of the chateau, and hailed a taxi to the airport. It was over for her, over forever. All that awaited her was pain and death.

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Mayor Results Alert Sound Plays

And Copalans, Europeans, here we have the Mayor results. The new mayor of Copala City is Amal Maxwells, who has won by just a 0.55% of votes, which means 2,772 votes between the CIU, CRP and FP coalition, which won the election and the GLF, RR and MILF coalition, which was in second. And with this, we end with the special broadcast for the elections. It's been a pleasure to be here tonight with Stephanie and all our fellow spectators. Good night from the City where dreams come true, good night from Copala City.

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I noticed no one replied to this. So I just thought I might add something, in case nothing happens. I can always delete it. Also, apparently I can't add images.

[To the audience]- Welcome one and all to Brownania’s capital, Davis city, which looks suspiciously like Juruesulem. Don’t worry about that. I’m your host, Cruz Omtonggi, and we have a lot of really cool meals in Davis city. Grilled octopus. Bacon stuffed flat bread. Rice wine. Rose petal bread. And panko crusted sardines. Along the way to the house, I suppose I’ll have to give you a brief tour around. This is Gellakur marketplace, sponsored by Rain corp. You should really check it out, by the way. Sells a lot of art, music, anything creative you might need. You see those paintings over there, yeah. You can buy them with a discount from me. It’s 123discounteurofood, but I digress. Come along, let me show you around.

This is the inhospitable, barren wasteland that we call home. Don’t you think it’s lovely? I come from one of the Goldbloom tribes, the Innkingda. This is what it mostly looks like outside of the city. A bit farther away, you can see the grassland. But there’s been a lot of wind recently, and the sand far outpaces the grass. Don’t worry, this happens every summer.

This is one of the goldbloom tribes. Some of them have a lot more tents, or more city-like housing, but small tribes usually look like this. We get a lot of them every trading season in Brownania. I’ll be showing you some delicacies from here to. Smoked lamb stew. Rice bread. Steam fried cow liver. And spiced goat cheese. (Which goes very well with rice bread.)

Ah, here we are, home. I bought this house from Claypack, for every architectural need you have. Oh, what’s that? Rain corp’s CEO wants to talk to me? Ha ha. Tell him I’m busy alright? Just...yeah. Don’t...I’ll talk with him later alright? Anyway, let me take you to the dining room.

"You figure it out on your own, bro. I'm gonna fill this ballot up real quick." Irene sat down at the kitchen table, pulled out a granola bar and proceeded to eat it one tiny bite at a time. As she was filling up the ballot, she managed to eat one fourth of it. "Damn it, I ate too much. I'll have to puke it out later."

"Ok, I absolutely don't have the fucking time to listen to all of this bullshit. Let's just play favorite. Icholasen, 12 points. The only thing better than sending an actually good entry is helping me in my petty pursuits. What the fuck are even these other countries?

Inquista gets none of my points, just like they get none of my Sahara.
Angleter also gets zero for being unfashionably late to this dinner. I understand the desire to avoid being in a room where there will be food, but come on.
Menmiriak or however you spell it.. Your country's name starts with the word men? One point, and only because there are worse contenders.
Conch Kingdom? Why not Queendom? Two points for this blatant lack of misandry in their name.
Union of Duchies? I've heard of celebrity kids who have better names, Three points.
No foaga? My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no, but my foaga? Four points.
Reitzmag and Austria... I'll give Reitz six and Austria five because if the German speakers go to war again, I'd rather side with the country whose name reminds of a dinner at the Ritz.
Ruthund? If it was Ruthbaderginsburg they'd get ten, but this way it's seven.
Fermet gets eight because I can actually kinda recognize this name.
Spain gets ten because they deserve a consoltation prize for dealing with that fat bitch El Trisha. And there we have it."

Irene sent her Eurovoice votes and then took a selfie she put on her Instagram story."Just finished listening to all the Eurovoice entries! I'm so inspired by all of this new music I just heard! #SoMuchTalent"

Celebrity Photo: IMAGE
Celebrity Name: Lidia Bastianich
Chosen Charity: Society of Saint Vincent de Paul, Caritas Internationalis

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Voting is now officially OPEN. It will end on the 2nd spookiest day of October, Tuesday the 13th of October.

Here are the confirmed entries:

Number Nation Song Artist Theme 1 Fremet Das Badeschloss Friedrich Liechtenstein REVENGE 2 Inquista Girls in the Hood & Savage (Medley) Megan Thee Stallion Both 3 Mennrimiak Devil Inside Me KSHMR and KAAZE (feat. KARRA) Halloween 4 Nofoaga Want You Yemi Alade Revenge 5 Austria The Curse Agnes Obel Revenge/Halloween 6 Spain Monsters Saara Aalto Halloween 7 Union of Duchies Zombie Cranberry Jam Halloween 8 Angleter An Eye For An Eye Nick Knowles Revenge 9 Reitzmag I'm an Albatraoz AronChupa Halloween 10 Red Croatia Calling All the Monsters Anne China That Bitch McClain Halloween 11 Ruthund Walpurgisnacht (or Valpurgisnokt in Ruthenish) FAUN Halloween 12 Nicoleizian Joint Eurovoice Team The Anaconda of the Opera Nicki Minaj Both 13 The Conch Kingdom Till It's All Over Tristam Revenge (this came 2nd in the Conch Kingdom's equivalent to Eurovoice. Can it win out here in the European Union? Or will it ROT in Nationstates RP Song Contest purgatory???!!!)

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The Copalan Independent Union, the Copalan Republican Party and the Freedom Party have announced that Amal Maxwells is their joint candidate for the Mayoral Election which will take place tomorrow. She has no political affiliation to any of the coalied parties.