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      Hatchet, Buried? (Czechoslavonic-Istkalenic Summit)
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      Elizabeth Íkrat awoke to find herself lying on the floor, face to the ice-cold wall, someone tapping, if lightly, her back with an irritating persistence. Her mouth was dry, her eyes hot and watery; her bones ached, and she wanted nothing more than to return to sleep. But the tapper would not stop - the tapper went on incessantly - and so sleep was, already, a lost cause; there was no point in even so much as closing her eyes.

      Elizabeth Íkrat was thus forced to turn over, to move away from her lovely wall, and discover the young Colonel-Minister Kuldar Loime kneeling at her side, face pale and pained, shirtless.

      "Put on a shirt," said Íkrat, voice low and raspy. "You look disgusting." He was not, in fact, disgusting - he was, after all, a young-ish military man who was as close to Western celebrity as was possible in Istkalen - but it was not appropriate, could not be condoned; and in any case, he was the most dangerous sort of thing in Istkalen, a likable reactionary, and so had to be reminded of his place as often as as possible to keep him in check, to prevent him from getting any real ideas.

      "The Czechs have arrived," said Loime, tone measured. He seemed entirely unperturbed; a shame, really. But what else to expect from the type of man insane and resilient enough to be popular and power-hungry in Istkalen? Nothing, nothing at all...

      "More reason to put on a shirt," Íkrat complained. "You were in one when we got here. Why did you take it off?"

      "Get up," Loime said, reaction still, somehow, absent from his response. "You'll upset them if they find you here sleeping. Imagine, you write them an apology, invite them here so as to deliver it in person, and then they find you lying down in the corner of the room, half-asleep..."

      "Imagine, they come here and find you shirtless."

      "I'll put something on."

      There was nothing left, then, for Íkrat to do but to sigh, rouse herself, and wander out to go and find the Czechs. She had not quite managed to make the Colonel bow, but she had gotten him to do something, or at least say that he was going to do something, and that was perhaps prostration enough - enough to keep him subdued a day more, enough to keep reaction at bay, at arm's length.

      Surrounded by corruption, she muttered bitterly, allied with reaction, playing these strange, paranoid mind-games; she was dead, really, and carrying on as a corpse simply out of mechanical duty (ritual?)

      But put it aside, she thought; yes, you are a corpse. Thinking is not your province; thinking is for the living. So go on, go on; going on is all that's left to you.

      Four turns down hallways she barely recognized brought her to the Czechs - a strange man in stranger clothing, dignitaries in suits she did not recognize, and then, then, the dearest mother, the Paramount Leader, the President for Life - !

      She screamed in anguish, looking up to the heavens as her knees trembled violently, in fear and awe and shame, before giving out entirely; she fell to the ground, prostrating herself before her superior, sobbing profusely. She perceived, dimly, Loime bursting through (in suit and tie again, praise be to God), stumbling, gasping, but it was of no matter, no matter in comparison to the terrible need to confess and to repent bursting so violently in her heart as the radiant light of the woman before her singed and scorched her slimy, fallen flesh....

      "Forgive me!" she yelled, her voice shrill, already hoarse. "Oh, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me...."

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      Amendment to the Nuclear Proliferation Act
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      I withdraw this amendment.

      Iras Tilkanas
      Councillor for the Republic of Istkalen

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      Give a Kick to Corruption - Vote for the Shoe!
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      a production of Lohengrin, starring the Shoe - Act I in Seville on 8 March, Act II in Niko on 9 March, Act III in St. Lucas on 10 March

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      SECOND PROPOSED BUDGET OF THE EUROPEAN UNION FOR 2023-2024
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      On behalf of United Duchies I vote FOR this budget
      Skye Hook , Deputy Councillour for United Duchies

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      Istkalenic Elections 2024
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      Results - Indirect Elections to the National Assembly

      Indirectly elected seats before election
      63 - Agrarian Union
      45 - National Republican Party
      42 - Statebuilding Party
      40 - Union
      23 - Social Democratic Party
      15 - Radical Democratic Party
      10 - Farmer-Green Alliance
      7 - Democratic Movement

      Indirectly elected seats after election

      49 - Agrarian Union
      39 - Statebuilding Party
      36 - Democratic Movement
      31 - Communist Party
      29 - Republican Labor Party
      25 - Farmer-Green Alliance
      17 - Social Democratic Party
      12 - National Republican Party
      7 - Radical Democratic Party

      Composition of the new National Assembly

      82 - National Republican Party
      69 - Agrarian Union
      64 - Social Democratic Party
      63 - Statebuilding Party
      59 - Democratic Movement
      41 - Republican Labor Party
      41 - Communist Party
      35 - Farmer-Green Alliance
      21 - Union Party
      20 - Radical Democratic Party

      Government: 300
      Opposition: 195

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      Istkalen - UD Summit
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      "And we to you. We will draw up a draft treaty and send it to your government. Now, if we have nothing more to discuss, that will be all."

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      Carbon Emissions Reduction Zone Applications
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      The Commission has approved all three applications by a 2-0 vote (HARLAND, LINEK for, KREJCI absent)

      Akem Linek
      Premier Commissioner

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      BUDGET OF THE EUROPEAN UNION FOR 2023-2024
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      Spain

      Voting has now concluded. With 3 votes FOR and 3 votes AGAINST, this budget has FAILED.

      Donald Tusk
      Council Speaker and Councillor for Spain

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      Carbon Emissions Reduction Zone Establishment Act
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      Voting has now concluded. With 4 votes FOR and none AGAINST, this bill has PASSED.

      Donald Tusk
      Council Speaker and Councillor for Spain

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      Office of Premier Commissioner Akem Linek
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      Statement - Continued Office

      I am resigning.

      Akem Linek
      Premier Commissioner

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      Speaker and Deputy Speaker Election, June/July 2023
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      With four votes, Donald Tusk has been elected Speaker of the European Council.

      With seven votes, Lionel Morel has been elected Deputy Speaker.

      Commisserations to Cllr. Kofi.

      Before I depart my office as Speaker, I'd like to thank you all for your support and cooperation over the past eighteen months - and to wish Cllrs. Tusk and Morel the best in the positions they now have.

      Iras Tilkanas
      Councillor for the Republic of Istkalen

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      Speaker Debate 2023
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      Thank you for your responses.

      Now, I want to ask you both this: given constitutional limitations, how will you ensure that discourse in the Council remains civil? And something more personal - will you retain the Council Time-Out Corner?

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      Speaker and Deputy Speaker Nominations, June/July 2023
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      The nomination period has ended.

      The candidates for the Speakership are as follows:

      Councillor Donald TUSK of the Kingdom of Spain Councillor Rebel KOFI of the State of Elthize

      The sole candidate for the Deputy Speakership is Cllr. Lionel MOREL of the Commonwealth of Leagio.

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      Amendment to the European Council Political Groups Act 2016
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      With four votes FOR, this amendment has passed. **

      Iras Tilkanas
      Council Speaker and Councillor for the Republic of Istkalen

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      Alternative Medicine Regulation Act
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      Voting has now concluded. With 5 votes FOR and none AGAINST, this bill has PASSED.

      Donald Tusk
      Council Speaker and Councillor for Spain

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      European Order of Merit, Edward Firoux, 2023
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      The uncertainty of my future ability to serve in this position, and, in the case of my recall, leave Istkalen, forces me to withdraw this act. Once my situation is more secure, I will reintroduce it.

      Iras Tilkanas
      Council Speaker and Councillor for the Republic of Istkalen

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      International Security and Policing (InterSPol) Act 2023
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      AKEM LINEK FOR COMMISSION JUNE 2023
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      RALLY 1: VIRTUAL, FROM KIRELESILE, ISTKALEN

      Friends and compatriots, brothers and sisters:

      Thank you for joining me on this Zoom app to listen to me.

      It has always been my mission in life to return happiness to the people. When I was five years old, I was sitting in the middle of school and was eating a cake. Many children, I saw, were unhappy because they did not have the cake I did, and were crying nearby. Unhappiness always makes me unhappy, so I tried to cheer them up. I told them that they had to be happy with their lot in life and had to work for what they wanted, and that handouts would only make them more sad. After that, they cried only tears of joy.

      Now I am an adult, and in Europe I again see a lot of unhappiness among the people, and I am again unhappy because of it. But this unhappiness is not because people do not have what they want. People are unhappy now because what they deserve has been taken from them.

      The people of Europe work to pay for the Union. They work to keep it alive. But the Union gives nothing back to them but bad governance. In some ways this has improved recently. Fishers and farmers, for example, now get lots of money from it, and now they are all Juncker and European fanatics. But for most people this is not the case. For most people, the Union is still like some sort of useless blob that absorbs their labor and their money.

      Who would not be unhappy with a useless blob sucking away at everything you have? No one, nobody.

      I want the Union to stop being a useless blob. That is why I am running. That is why I have made the promises I have. I will repeat them now, and explain them clearly, so that all of you can understand how I want to save Europe and return happiness to you all.

      I will put a stop to the nonsense visions for Europe. A lot of Commissioners have gone and said that they will try some grand reform. Biden wanted to reform how the Council worked, so many different people, Kalessed, Juncker, wanted to put sovereignty-based restrictions in the Constitution, and so on and so on. In the end all they waste is time and money, because no one wants their reforms. Therefore, I will not make any useless proposals of that type, because they only take away the people's money and create with it nothing but tiresome, fruitless debates.

      If I want Constitutional reform - and I do, I want to make sure that random laws are not forced down people's throats - I will only get it done by guiding the Council in so and so direction. I will talk with Councillors and express my opinions, and when there are enough Councillors present I will talk about my ideas in discussion. It is the Council's responsibility to make reform, and I will let it do so. All I will do is guide and influence it so that it makes the right and good reforms, not the bad ones.

      I will also put a stop to the nonsense bickering in the Council. No one wants to hear about random personal grievances or about issues that have been discussed a thousand times. I will firstly keep a list of issues that have been resolved, so that the Councillors cannot lie to argue more about them, and also create a giant wall of shame outside of the Commission and Council buildings where the faces of Councillors who argue about nonsense too much will go, so that they will be embarassed and will stop.

      I will also make sure that Europe responds to real and ongoing problems. Rather than making a mountain out of a molehill, I will listen to the happenings in Europe, and offer help and mediation when something bad happens. I will also treat problems we already know about with good and productive legislation. Juncker's Agricultural Fund, which helped to solve the problem of credit for farmers, is one example of this, and I will expand on it. I will offer credit with a fund for technology entrepreneurs and open the Arts Collaboration Fund to all artists. I will also propose a system of climate pledges, where a country can pledge to reduce emissions by such-and-such amount and receive subsidies in return.

      More importantly, I will change the ways European laws come into force. The Constitution gives the IAC the power to enforce the interpret and enforce the laws. I want to work with whoever the IAC may be to make sure that this is done and that people understand how it is done, all in a way that is better for the member-states and for all of you in general.

      Lastly, I will improve transparency. Whenever we do something, I will be sure to explain it, in clear words so that everyone can understand, through the European Commission App, and then talk about how it returns happiness to the people so that they can know how it benefits them and can feel like the Union is more than a useless faraway blob.

      That's all! Vote Akem Linek for Premier Commissioner! Goodbye!

      [meeting abruptly ends]

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      Resignation of Kaisa Malk as Director of the European Seed Trust
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      Sustainable Fisheries Act 2023
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