14 Jul 2020, 08:17

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Samantha Terrace stood up to speak. She had loved the display of callous foolishness, it made her own government that had failed in its fundamental role of keeping the country safe look normal. 'I totally agree with the Archbishop. She is so so woke. I think since the current act does not go far enough, it is time to initiate a full embargo against the UNSR. They will be crushed under the economic weight of the embargo, military expansion, and the inefficiency of communism. Then, they will collapse under their own weight, just as they did in 1990.

I understand there are concerns about the procurement of Rare Earth Metals, as Icholasen is one of the countries the most rich in Europe of this substance. But, we must not lay down to pressure from violent people just for a material. Their oil, coal and natural gas is also significant, but as we move to a greener world maybe this embargo is the right thing to do morally and environmentally. We simply must put an end to the corrupt, authoritarian and frankly dangerous regime in Icholasen. We must give up our short term need for materials, for our long term need for not being nuked. I'd also like to add that the cost of an embargo would also be less than the cost of being nuked whenever Chairman Jirluchuz doesn't get his fix of pizza hut.

But finally, I'd like to thank all members of the European Union for their continued support of Free Icholasen over the so-called UNSR. The Condemnation of the Coup in Icholasen Act is so important, and I am looking forward to working with the Council to strengthen it to include a mandatory embargo of the UNSR. Thank you, fellow leaders for your time. I hope we can all agree that the UNSR = fake and also - and this is crucial - gay.